Are Conservatives Really Going After Michelle Obama for Promoting Water?

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3. I have my own water, two artesian wells.

I go to the mega-grocer in town -- we have a choice, either WalMart or Meier's -- and see people with their basket loaded up with bottled water and I wonder if there's a nuclear attack imminent. No! These monumentally ignorant people drink this stuff every day.

Of course, it comes from the same damned aquifer that the town water comes from, that comes out of their tap. The huge bottling warehouse is merely a few miles down the road.

We here in Michigan are blessed with water. The one thing we don't need is to buy bottled water. (Actually, nobody does unless it's because of imminent nuclear attack or something.)

So yup! I have my own water. Screw them.