Is Ann Coulter normally this stupid?

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22. The best Ann Coulter story I ever heard

She was in her chauffeur-driven limo in Connecticut on her way into New York City. In a rural area, her driver took a curve too fast and killed an old cow that was crossing the road as he rounded the curve. There was a farm house nearby, and Coulter told her driver to go ask the people how much money they wanted to forget the incident and get right back to the car, as she was in a hurry.

The driver went to the house, knocked on the door, and was let in. Two and a half hours later, he returned, carrying a wine bottle, his shirt smeared and his hair disheveled. Smoking furious, Coulter asked him what happened. He said,"I did what you told me, and they insisted on giving me dinner and a bottle of wine to take with me, and then their 26 year old daughter took me upstairs for a good time. They wouldn't let me go any earlier, I swear."

Coulter was exploding with anger, and insisted the poor guy tell her exactly what he had said. He said,"Ms. Coulter, I only said what you told me to say. I said I was Ann Coulter's driver, and that I had just killed the old cow."