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freshwest

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1. LOL! The forgot the best part. My spouse worked with a lot of women in an office one time. (GRAPHIC)

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Sun Jan 12, 2014, 10:19 PM

Jan 2014

Last edited Sun Jan 12, 2014, 11:10 PM - Edit history (1)

He wanted to know what it felt like to give birth. They went over the contractions and water breaking. He asked what happened next.

They said, 'Open you mouth.'

He did and asked, 'What next?'

They said, 'Wider, all the way.'

He did and said, 'What next?'

They looked at him hard and said...

'Now pull it back over your head!'

He finally got the idea. He came home and told me the whole thing, his eyes wide in horror...

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Men experience Simulated Child Birth (Hilarious!!!) [View all] 1monster Jan 2014 OP

LOL! The forgot the best part. My spouse worked with a lot of women in an office one time. (GRAPHIC) freshwest Jan 2014 #1

;:oD 1monster Jan 2014 #2

Yep. I've long known that no how tough men think they are, SheilaT Jan 2014 #3

And they looked like they'd been to hell and back in that hour... 1monster Jan 2014 #4

This message was self-deleted by its author freshwest Jan 2014 #6

Only one hour? PADemD Jan 2014 #10

Thanks for the laughs. Curmudgeoness Jan 2014 #5

should be mandatory for guys before they even think of being a father. dixiegrrrrl Jan 2014 #7

There was an old joke about if men and women alternated on being pregnant 1monster Jan 2014 #8

Next up: Hannity makes good his promise to go through water torture because it's no big deal. Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2014 #9

didn't he tell them to "make it stop"? Or did he just back out at the last minute? CTyankee Jan 2014 #13

He never did any more than boast.... Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2014 #14

so we're to be made to understand that he "did" it, with no proof that he really did? CTyankee Jan 2014 #15

It's no longer discussed. By him. Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2014 #16

That was really funny! 2naSalit Jan 2014 #11

New rule! All men should have to do this. JNelson6563 Jan 2014 #12

I am so ok with never knowing. FreedRadical Jan 2014 #17