TYT: Will God Determine Super Bowl Outcome? [SURVEY]

[rationalcalgarian]

15. Worthy of the phrase "Holy Shit!"

I would hope that all the god-botherers on the losing team, who prayed really, really hard (on their knees with hands tightly clasped.... because that matters, apparently) will realize that Jesus doesn't like them after all and prefers the other guys. Awwww, sucks to be you.
Maybe, just maybe, you should pay less attention to Jesus and more attention to your position, ya think? Or maybe some will come to the obvious conclusion that all this Jesus stuff is bullshit and they will get a life.

Nah. Wishful thinking.

Back in the 80's, Lou Pinella, manager of the Seattle Mariners, attributed his team's poor performance to "too many Christians in the line-up" who would give up when things got tough and put their fate in the hands of Jesus.

Yeah. That'll work.