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49. My friend, who works in early education, showed me this!

Tue Feb 24, 2015, 02:55 PM

Feb 2015

If you Google "Where do babies come from" the 1st hit is this:

Where do Babies Come From?

The Rockwell Institute for Biological Sciences

Babies are gifts from God.

According to Katie, when a family wants a baby, God searches all over Heaven to find the perfect baby for that family.

When God finds the perfect baby, God shows it to daddy to make sure daddy approves.

Presuming all is OK with God and daddy, God puts the baby in mommy's tummy when mommy is asleep.

Mommy and daddy go to the hospital, and a doctor catches the baby when it comes out of mommy. The doctor may help if the baby doesn't come out easily, that's why mommy and daddy usually try to go to the hospital when the baby is ready to come out.

The baby comes out, and mommy and daddy and the family have a new baby.

Yay!

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Well, as long as daddy approves. Is mommy asleep yet?

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