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8. Ted Cruz Says Jesus Christ Should Be Official US Animal

Tue Jul 7, 2015, 12:00 PM

Jul 2015

Cruz sucks at playing a person. He is also very cuckoo bananas. Satire Warning.

Ted Cruz Says Jesus Christ Should Be Official US Animal

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari): Republican presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced today he wanted Jesus Christ to be the official animal of the United States instead of the bald eagle. His position quickly split the Republican Party into two camps, and the topic has already started to overshadow other issues on the campaign trail like the economy, social policy, and foreign policy.

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Cruz ignored the ruckus and added, “If you want a stupid bird as the official animal of America I am not your candidate, and you hate Christians.”

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So far... CanonRay Jul 2015 #1

Well, this IS the guy who filibustered Obamacare by reading Green Eggs and Ham over and over. PatrickforO Jul 2015 #2

I can't believe what I just saw Jack Rabbit Jul 2015 #3

On Stephanie Miller's show, they have a clip... 3catwoman3 Jul 2015 #4

Just give them a microphone tazkcmo Jul 2015 #5

Its even much worse for me. He one of my two really unbelievable Senators. marble falls Jul 2015 #6

"I have a face for radio." Iwillnevergiveup Jul 2015 #7

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