9th Rock from the Sun - The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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4. I Heart Pluto!

After all, it's a very, very important planet in my natal astrology chart. Not only is it the modern ruler of my Scorpio Ascendant (Scorpio's classical ruler, Mars, is conjunct my Ascendant), but it was conjunct the Midheaven, at the highest point in the visible sky at the moment and place of my birth. Pluto is also conjunct my Leo Moon, squaring my Taurus Sun, and trining my Mercury in Aries. And that's amazing that it has Sharon, such a big Moon - that apparently escaped notice by astronomers until now?! And that heart on Pluto was an amazing discovery. With Pluto currently in the tropical sign of Capricorn, and all the heartless austerity programs (Saturn, Capricorn's planetary ruler, has to do with austerity) to cover up monumental heists of wealth by ruling elites (Capricorn naturally corresponds to the tenth house, which deals with, among other things, bosses and elites) that that entails, I think that Pluto is telling all those greedy plutocrats to have a heart and care more for their fellow man! Who knows? Maybe we will start to see a change of heart in the scrooge-like Capricornian plutocrats as Pluto enters the second and final half of this sign. After all, Pluto is the planet of spiritual change and transformation, as well as magical, uncanny synchronicities that transcend the normal laws of cause and effect - like the heart on Pluto, whose discovery signals that we are now spiritually ready to receive it and be transformed by it.