A message for Lurkers from Mitt Romney [View all]

[KurtNYC]

and here is my translation of his comments from 2002:

Good day, my name is Mitt Romney. I'm the president of the OOC for Salt Lake City in 2002. I want to let Detroit go bankrupt while we spend the money on socialist medical care which I studied while in France. I also learned how to surrender, eat snails, look down my nose and insult people with a smile on my face.

In 10 years, I will be forced upon the voters of the GOP. They will see through my bullshit but be told to just hold their nose and vote for me or else their darkest fears will be realized. Though they would like to spit me out like the spoiled duck liver pate' on the day after a party at the palace, they won't be able to because I will conspire with the liberal media to out last my opponents, even if it takes 20 televised debates.

If you help me win the presidency in 10 years, I will join you in surrendering to the terrorists. My position is bin Laden is in another country and has therefore successfully escaped justice. I will dismantle more American businesses and sell them to you in pieces.

Why? Because I love pranks and firing every worker in the US before surrendering to bin Laden and then imposing socialism will be my most epic prank ever! (laughs). So don't tell the english speakers but to you my future conquerors and to bin Laden: I surrender and say 'Welcome to Salt Lake City'