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Half-Century Man

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4. Darwins are awarded for saving the Gene Pool.

Reply to zebonaut (Original post)

Sun Sep 27, 2015, 03:07 PM

Sep 2015

If you you purge yourself via your own stupidity before you reproduce, you can compete.

If you have already reproduced, you get an honorable mention.
If you render yourself sterile, you get an honorable mention.

This is just a dumbass. I do give him a 6 for flair however.

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And the Winner of this years Darwin Award goes to....... [View all] zebonaut Sep 2015 OP

It had to happen here� MrScorpio Sep 2015 #1

To get a Darwin Award ashling Sep 2015 #2

Was the spider armed? sarge43 Sep 2015 #3

Darwins are awarded for saving the Gene Pool. Half-Century Man Sep 2015 #4

More like a runner-up RoccoR5955 Sep 2015 #5

I understand the young man's reaction to the spider. Enthusiast Sep 2015 #6

"Do you know gas go boom"? ROFL n/t jtuck004 Sep 2015 #7

i loved that! Enrique Sep 2015 #13

Well, after all the spider was huge! yuiyoshida Sep 2015 #8

Not only big, but quite the attitude! immoderate Sep 2015 #9

yup totally yuiyoshida Sep 2015 #10

I'm surprised the cops didn't charge him with arson, then again, he's a white guy so maybe not. W T F Sep 2015 #11

If the enraged gas station owner kills him, does he then qualify for the Darwin? Jim Lane Sep 2015 #12

Should be Darwin Pre-lim as he will probably compete in finals at some point. LiberalArkie Sep 2015 #14

FEEL THE BERN!!! Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2015 #15

+10 !! (NT) PosterChild Sep 2015 #17

Was the spider's name Boris? NBachers Sep 2015 #16

Personally this year's clear winner is the guy who jumped in to fight a alligator jimlup Sep 2015 #18