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36. K&R...Thanks for posting, EarlG

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 04:33 PM

Oct 2015

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"I would not just stand there and let him shoot me. I would say: 'Hey, guys,everybody attack him! He may shoot me, but he can't get us all'."

In reality, it would go more like: "Hey, guys, everybody attack....Uh, I've been hit!"

How can someone this stupid get through medical school?

Q- What do you call a doctor who finished 399th out of 400 in medical school?

A - Doctor.

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Pic Of The Moment: Ben Carson On Gun Control [View all] EarlG Oct 2015 OP

benny boy, you are one disgusting pos. I wonder how cool and collected you would be if someone niyad Oct 2015 #1

I learned years ago in a jujitsu class that you only use the skills ... spin Oct 2015 #56

Let him have his day in the sun. He thinks the earth is 6000 years old. corkhead Oct 2015 #2

didn't, and doesn't, stop people from adoring the tundra grifter. niyad Oct 2015 #51

He's a stupid ass, it's no wonder that he's polling well. The_Casual_Observer Oct 2015 #3

Is it just me?.... or... AlbertCat Oct 2015 #4

To quote Bugs Bunny: "What a maroon!" Initech Oct 2015 #5

After his statement about "a body with bullet holes"... Old Crow Oct 2015 #6

comic book heroes run for president. rurallib Oct 2015 #7

Ah, not supporting the GOP but.... Rafale Oct 2015 #8

of course you're supporting the GOP barbtries Oct 2015 #12

Both parties are completely in the pocket of someone Rafale Oct 2015 #13

people opposed to any form of gun control barbtries Oct 2015 #15

I am grateful. Rafale Oct 2015 #16

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Oct 2015 #37

+ 1 red dog 1 Oct 2015 #39

Between that nonsense and their "Fact Checker" WaPo is having a bad week underpants Oct 2015 #21

Ah, yes you are....and the GOP...and Carson, plain as day. And using Sanders for cover, to boot. Fred Sanders Oct 2015 #40

Childish argument Rafale Oct 2015 #59

It was an observation, not an argument, Grasshopper! Fred Sanders Oct 2015 #62

Nope, it was just an insult... Rafale Oct 2015 #63

K&R! stonecutter357 Oct 2015 #9

OMFG. Those comments are all the more despicable coming from a doctor. catbyte Oct 2015 #10

My God. I can't express myself. n/t SwissTony Oct 2015 #11

Is everyone convinced this clown is a lunatic and not just some dreary version valerief Oct 2015 #14

Where do they find these idiots? Dickster Oct 2015 #17

WTF happened to dr ben carson?! Didn't he use to be a famous pediatric surgeon? Cha Oct 2015 #18

neurosurgeon niyad Oct 2015 #52

Hey guys! ___ *BLAM* underpants Oct 2015 #19

Ha! You beat me to it. pamela Oct 2015 #47

See What Happens? Ben Said The Prayer At The National Prayer Breakfast A couple Years Ago... NonMetro Oct 2015 #20

But does he go jogging with a Ruger 380? louis-t Oct 2015 #22

You sure this isn't Onion? So glad this guy is getting nuttier ! nt Laura PourMeADrink Oct 2015 #23

The guy is a dope. Enthusiast Oct 2015 #24

That's IT! I am NEVER going to Johns Hopkins for brain surgery! n/t Bossy Monkey Oct 2015 #25

I have a rusty knife and a 4-pack of Dogfish Head 120. I probably be the better choice LynneSin Oct 2015 #29

I really don't think ThingsGottaChange Oct 2015 #26

Reality outdoes the onion. Agnosticsherbet Oct 2015 #27

On that 3rd item - who is going to pay to train and arm our kindergarten teachers? LynneSin Oct 2015 #28

He should have stuck with cutting up brains Angry Dragon Oct 2015 #30

Imagine the GOP outrage if someone said Rocknrule Oct 2015 #31

I am stealing that!!! niyad Oct 2015 #53

Republican tin foil hat..................... turbinetree Oct 2015 #32

I wouldn't want this guy President of the Squirrel Association BlueJazz Oct 2015 #33

It seems that he... 3catwoman3 Oct 2015 #49

You got me! BlueJazz Oct 2015 #50

To paraphrase the immortal Will Rogers Fritz Walter Oct 2015 #34

Bad lip reading's take on Carson hopeforchange2008 Oct 2015 #35

i still can't think ben carson barbtries Oct 2015 #45

That's funny - thanks for posting packman Oct 2015 #66

K&R...Thanks for posting, EarlG red dog 1 Oct 2015 #36

The scene would be that everybody rushes forward while Carson stays back and ducks DhhD Oct 2015 #60

I guess people with bullets in their heads and spines AllyCat Oct 2015 #38

I thought he was a Brain Surgeon d_legendary1 Oct 2015 #41

Well, they don't all die. AllyCat Oct 2015 #43

1. "He can't get us all." Little men like to talk big. 2. "A body with bullet holes." Nice empathy WinkyDink Oct 2015 #42

Yep, I can see teachers with a holster strapped to them now. Stellar Oct 2015 #44

This guy would don a wig to get off the Titanic, give me a break. BruceStern Oct 2015 #46

I would never let this "doctor" near me...ever. SoapBox Oct 2015 #48

And if it were his children with bullet holes? SHRED Oct 2015 #54

He is definitely the president of S.A.M.F'rs SummerSnow Oct 2015 #55

Such a milk toast, nobody. Hulk Oct 2015 #57

...... trusty elf Oct 2015 #58

johnny is going to rise from his grave for that insult!! niyad Oct 2015 #64

I hope Johnny can forgive me! trusty elf Oct 2015 #68

saw a Republican focus group on MSNBC RussBLib Oct 2015 #61

No wonder this is Ruppert Murdock's candidate of choice. Nutwits to be controlled. lonestarnot Oct 2015 #65

A lame attempt at trying to look tough, plus keep the NRA in his back-pocket. C Moon Oct 2015 #67