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15. Such whiners...
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 01:12 AM
Nov 2015

GOP Presidential Candidates Demand Debate Ponies
http://www.theniladmirari.com/2015/11/gop-presidential-candidates-demand-debate-ponies.html

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, staffers representing most of the Republican presidential candidates met to discuss the demands they will make of all future debates, but the meeting quickly focused on ponies. Staffers agreed every candidate should have a debate animal to sit on, and a majority of the presidential campaigns voted for debate ponies.

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What a bunch of cowardly, entitled assholes. nt SunSeeker Nov 2015 #1
I agree with a few of them Jim Lane Nov 2015 #2
"have you stopped selling kittens to research labs?" Answer yes or no central scrutinizer Nov 2015 #6
I actaully think those demands are reasonable. Matariki Nov 2015 #3
As far as candidate-to-candidate questions Why can't they just not do it? underpants Nov 2015 #4
Candidate-to-candidate would allow candidates to use more than their fair amount of time. A Simple Game Nov 2015 #5
I think they should be compelled to wrestle each other in a giant vat of money klook Nov 2015 #7
???? We are told daily that it's pointless for the Dems to fight the Republicans cuz they control grahamhgreen Nov 2015 #8
No props? I guess this ends Carrottop's campaign! Bossy Monkey Nov 2015 #9
I noticed that, for all of their demands, they did not... SeattleVet Nov 2015 #10
And NO brown M&Ms in the Green Room! trof Nov 2015 #11
67 degrees? If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!!! MasonDreams Nov 2015 #12
Remember, folks, it was a DEMOCRAT who once said that. . . DinahMoeHum Nov 2015 #13
Thanks, I didn't know. I made good use of that statement while cooking for a living. MasonDreams Nov 2015 #16
Crybabies! k&r DesertRat Nov 2015 #14
Such whiners... EEO Nov 2015 #15
If the media had any gumption they should.... Liberty Belle Nov 2015 #17
Cry baby The Last Dem. Nov 2015 #18
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