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uniguard

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13. Vote for Romney (NOT)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:00 PM
Jun 2012

Let’s all vote for Romney because:
• Romney’s economic plans are the same as Bush’s and we Americans want another depression causing the loss of millions of jobs. And of course middle class Americans need to lose another 40% of their wealth like they did as a result of Bush Policies.
• We need to get involved in two more wars in Syria and Iran. After all the wars that Bush started in Iraq and Afghanistan are winding down and we middle class Americans need to send off another five thousand of our kids to be slaughtered for political and economic gain for the RW Capitalist.
• We need even more republicans in office to push back against women. Romney will need all of our help to push back women once and for all make sure that their earnings are never equal to what a man receives for the same job. We need all the republicans we can muster to become even more energized with state politics so that State Government can force women who want to exercise their right for an abortion to be subjected to vaginal ultrasounds. With a good showing of republican support it shouldn’t be too long before we can start making women wear Burka’s and always walk behind their man. Although this has not been verified it’s becoming more apparent that republicans are pushing for their own version of Sharia Law. , Please keep your fingers crossed,.
• Because the shift in wealth, particularly the top 2% has not been good enough. A 15% effective tax rate is just too high.

Of course this post is sarcasm on my part but unfortunately it’s mostly the truth if republicans get even more power than they have now.

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The more people get to know Romney the less they like him. Botany Jun 2012 #1
That is why he does not like to do interviews.. and-justice-for-all Jun 2012 #7
Well ... bayareaboy Jun 2012 #2
Mitt is only out of touch clang1 Jun 2012 #3
He would kill you in your sleep Rambis Jun 2012 #14
he's the synthetic man, like the shape shifting android in Terminator n? - he has no core. but that Bill USA Jun 2012 #15
I think he's actually a sociopath tavalon Jun 2012 #33
"I'm rich enough, I'm good looking enough, damnit, why don't people like me?" siligut Jun 2012 #4
Now don't go start some war. kitt6 Jun 2012 #5
I'm sure the Olympics and the optics of his horse in it will be helpful to him. Motown_Johnny Jun 2012 #6
SARCASM iMPAIRED Brainstormy Jun 2012 #23
Just imagine what those numbers would look like if only the media would honestly report ... 11 Bravo Jun 2012 #8
Or the times that Mitt used to dress up as a state trooper and pull people over ... Botany Jun 2012 #16
Bingo ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jun 2012 #9
He wears white after labor day. Initech Jun 2012 #10
Least Interesting Brainstormy Jun 2012 #24
Actually Bill Maher had the original idea - I've been running with it. Initech Jun 2012 #25
On Alex Wagner's show today, Jamaal510 Jun 2012 #11
Did you ever stop to think that it really might be an outlier? totodeinhere Jun 2012 #27
Well, honestly, tavalon Jun 2012 #34
Earl G is nucking futs! LMAO! n/t CanOfWhoopAss Jun 2012 #12
Vote for Romney (NOT) uniguard Jun 2012 #13
Welcome to the fray, er, DU tavalon Jun 2012 #35
Great. The entire country *isn't* a bunch of mindless nincompoops! CoffeeCat Jun 2012 #17
Even with the primary Romney, I have only seen TWO Romney stickers in the South Puget Sounds. progressivebydesign Jun 2012 #18
Same here! Wait Wut Jun 2012 #20
You know, you're right. We don't see any Romney stickers either. nolabear Jun 2012 #22
President was in my neigborhood goclark Jun 2012 #28
I've not seen one in the greater Puget Sound tavalon Jun 2012 #36
I haven't seen one here in New Haven. But I'll bet Greenwich is a different story... CTyankee Jun 2012 #37
Means little if anything.... dtom67 Jun 2012 #19
I'm rich enough, I'm good looking enough... Dookiestix Jun 2012 #21
LOL tavalon Jun 2012 #32
"The case for this poll being a random outlier is strong." totodeinhere Jun 2012 #26
Ha ha UnrepentantLiberal Jun 2012 #29
Has NPR come up with a way to spin this in Romney's favor yet? Orrex Jun 2012 #30
EarlG tavalon Jun 2012 #31
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