"I hope that you're uncomfortable with the conversation," Sellers told Santorum

[SergeStorms]

3. Sphinctorum is always available.

He's available at a moment's notice for any of these shows because he has nothing else to do. He also rents himself out to children's birthday parties for "pin the tail on the jackass", and he'll dance FOREVER if you throw pennies and nickels at his feet. Kinda' like Mr. Bojangles, but not as well spoken.

Sphinctorum never quite realized the correlation between being an industrial strength shithead, and his low popularity.