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niyad

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29. "Days of the Theocracy" Kristin Lems
Fri Jun 15, 2018, 12:38 PM
Jun 2018








Days of the Theocracy

Words and music by Kristin Lems

© 1979, 2005, 2015 Kleine Ding Music (BMI)

First they fight abortion, birth control is next,

Then comes sex if you’re not married, finally, out goes sex!

Put the prayers back in the schools, install "parochiaid,"

Allow for corporal punishment, and then you got it made!

Chorus: We’re going back, back to the good ole days

When men were really men and women knew their place

Back, back a couple of centuries

And welcome back the days of the theocracy!

2. The family is so holy, there must be no divorce

And if a wife is not content, she must adjust, of course

And if he’s forced to beat her, it’s all for her own good

She must know what her limits are, as any woman should.,

(chorus)

3. The next to go is daycare,

it’s all a commie plot!

What could be more fulfilling than a child, wanted or not?

A woman’s world is housework, God wanted it that way

A salaried job degrades her since she never works for pay

(chorus)

4. They teach us women’s lot is "love honor and obey"

And while their crusty notions seem like jokes to us today,

They’re sitting in the Capitol, they’re voting on our lives

If we don’t stop them soon, our freedom will not long survive!

Alt chorus:

No going back, back to the bad ole days...

When men were really masters and women were their slaves

let's go ahead, ahead for future centuries,

And build a world that’s based on true democracy

And build a world that’s based on true equality!

Ah – person!
I nominate Sessions and Trump for the Ignoble Prize. Nt spooky3 Jun 2018 #1
Not surprised Fritz Walter Jun 2018 #2
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions should Cyrano Jun 2018 #3
In what place does the Bible say... MarianJack Jun 2018 #4
So typical of all.. relogic Jun 2018 #5
Jesus himself condemns Jeff azureblue Jun 2018 #11
+++ heaven05 Jun 2018 #19
Thank you. Sophia4 Jun 2018 #23
Maybe Jeff True Blue American Jun 2018 #14
I've been waiting for the tree.. relogic Jun 2018 #17
The Bible is full of all kinds of BS Is it legal now to have multiple wives and concubines in USA? lunasun Jun 2018 #6
Can teams play football if they wear gloves? 47of74 Jun 2018 #41
I don't care what the Bible says Metro135 Jun 2018 #7
Precisely. relogic Jun 2018 #10
Well so much for family values! Initech Jun 2018 #8
Well RoBear Jun 2018 #16
I think most of us True Blue American Jun 2018 #31
K&R Gothmog Jun 2018 #9
More of this is coming -- OBEY!! GOD SAYS SO. pangaia Jun 2018 #12
For the unrighetous, the cup of life holds everlasting damnation. 47of74 Jun 2018 #13
It was amazing how BillyBobBrilliant Jun 2018 #15
they are trying heaven05 Jun 2018 #18
As usual, the "righteous" use the Bible to justify their bias bigbrother05 Jun 2018 #20
Where in the U.S. CONSTITUTION does it say that the bible usaf-vet Jun 2018 #21
Utterly unAmerican. Sophia4 Jun 2018 #22
Really? So God is behind every single government on earth? Chemisse Jun 2018 #24
If your god tells you to rip families apart - you need a new god. TalenaGor Jun 2018 #25
That is very profound. neeksgeek Jun 2018 #33
Brilliant Pic of the Moment. Ilsa Jun 2018 #26
I'm keeping this so the next time anyone wants to bitch about their tax rate Volaris Jun 2018 #27
Kick dalton99a Jun 2018 #28
"Days of the Theocracy" Kristin Lems niyad Jun 2018 #29
He was smiling as he said this. A disgusting evil smile. dmr Jun 2018 #30
Evil little old man... rickyhall Jun 2018 #32
Revelation 13:1:1 noncliqer Jun 2018 #34
If he and I were alone in a room with a Bible, I would beat him to death with it. Moostache Jun 2018 #35
Did right wingers believe that when Obama was president? keithbvadu2 Jun 2018 #36
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff ... What did your English teacher tell you about taking things out of context??? ladym55 Jun 2018 #37
Remember when Republicans quoted Romans 13 during Obama's administration? Beartracks Jun 2018 #38
Which is why religion should be left out of government. malthaussen Jun 2018 #39
Don't fall for the okey-doke CynicalAtheist Jun 2018 #40
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