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I posted this elsewhere, but also posting it here:
Senators have sought admission and were turned away. Congressman what to know what was happening in their district to be summerly dismissed. The press was as usual shunned like lepers and denounced as the enemy of the new "Truth". How was it that Malania were greeted with open arms. The gates magically opened and the Red Carpet was rolled out as the administration's peons knelt in admiration. The crass reporters of Fake News attempted to record the glorious occasion but were met with threats of imprisonment.
People stared and photographers recorded the mysterious message boldly inscribed on Malania's combat jacket: I REALLY DON'T CARE. DO YOU? Some gasped at what appeared to be approval of the separation children, even babes in arms. Others vainly searched for any justified explanation while the Republican base applauded the bold move to insulated their beloved nation from the contamination of what their leader called infestation of vermin.
The mystery of the message she bore was concocted in Washington as a secret code that would prevent anyone disguised as Malania from penetrating the baby prisons. It was carefully encrypted and sent ahead with a messenger who would be the sole person to authorize entry. It was inspired by the most appropriate tale of "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves" who gained entry into thieves den when he discovered the secret password. That was the meaning of the cryptic message that would confound the enemy and admit only her to the Thieves Den of Stolen Children who were being held as ransom. Meanwhile their cohorts in crime in Washington were using their leverage to force the Democrats into submission to their demands. It was, they had thought a perfect scheme until some in their evil party of schemers rebelled and sought more concessions ending is a vicious knife fight between the thieves. Desperately banging the gavel until it broke, the session ended with a stalemate.
The story will be continued in the next installment. Stay tuned.
Mystery Solved!!!!!
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