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tomhagen

(3,604 posts) Thu Sep 20, 2018, 10:58 AM Sep 2018

Its short; fat and mushroom shaped [View all]

Last edited Thu Sep 20, 2018, 05:37 PM - Edit history (1)

"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."

"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."

File under T.M.I.

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Its short; fat and mushroom shaped [View all] tomhagen Sep 2018 OP

I really don't need to know these things. cab67 Sep 2018 #1

Maybe not, but the World needs to know that she is telling the truth Perseus Sep 2018 #7

Definately bigger than his brain! Racerdog1 Sep 2018 #2

You know Melania has got to be pissed. bitterross Sep 2018 #3

He'll probably tell her that it was PRIOR to his marriage to Melania Rorey Sep 2018 #4

I think it's probably the latter DesertRat Sep 2018 #5

Yes, Yes, of course, but spike jones Sep 2018 #6

Stormy is telling us the emperor has no clothes lunatica Sep 2018 #8

Well, when there is a serial sexual assaulter running free, Marie Marie Sep 2018 #9

Nothing gets to him more than being publicly humiliated. smirkymonkey Sep 2018 #10

+1 shanny Sep 2018 #12

Remember that Monica Lewinsky did something similar Haggis for Breakfast Sep 2018 #11