Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 9/5/19 [View all]

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Trump Is Obsessed With Proving Hurricane Dorian's Threat To Alabama

As Hurricane Dorian was flooding the streets of Charleston, SC, the President remained obsessed with proving his claim that the storm originally threatened Alabama.




Dems Lay Down Hard Truths About Climate Change

Plastic straws were among the many topics discussed at the CNN town hall featuring all of the top Democratic presidential candidates.




Hey Former Trump Administration Officials: Your Future Is Bright

Disgraced former Trump deputy Sebastian Gorka has made a triumphant return to television, starring in a fish oil supplements ad.




Meanwhile... Ben & Jerry's New Flavor Is A Head-Scratcher

The latest flavor from the beloved Vermont ice cream makers, 'Justice ReMix'd,' supports a worthy cause but risks bumming out people who turn to their cold creamy pints for emotional support.




Chicken Impossible

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: infiltrate Popeye's and acquire a chicken sandwich.



FYI: If you're looking for Stephen's interview with tonight's guest, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, it's posted in Democratic Primaries:

Stephen Colbert: Guest Mayor Pete Buttigieg Wants To Solve Problems For The Next Generation
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1287267354