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dalton99a

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9. What they said: "Take your shirt off so we can attach the electrodes"

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 10:47 AM

Nov 2019

And put this gown on so we can scan your empty skull

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Pic Of The Moment: Trump Reassures Nation He's Fit For Duty [View all] EarlG Nov 2019 OP

I feel sorry for the government officials whose job is to transcribe his ramblings. progressoid Nov 2019 #1

I feel sorry for the sane people in this country. rzemanfl Nov 2019 #5

Not a heart attack; a stroke. lagomorph777 Nov 2019 #11

Maybe OD' on adderal. NCjack Nov 2019 #32

Does it ever cause a frequent urge to be urinated on? lagomorph777 Nov 2019 #33

Gotta have enough length to curve. Traildogbob Nov 2019 #43

Mushrooms can curve lagomorph777 Nov 2019 #45

😆 Traildogbob Nov 2019 #46

How about the Closed Captioning typists? They're live. CaptYossarian Nov 2019 #55

Oh lordy. I bet they have to have a long drink when the day is done. progressoid Nov 2019 #59

I don't think I ever saw the tie mentioned before he brought it up. He does that a lot. Calls brewens Nov 2019 #2

It's his inferiority complex poking out. JDC Nov 2019 #38

K&R Gothmog Nov 2019 #3

This message was self-deleted by its author rzemanfl Nov 2019 #4

Made it through less than 2 minutes of his slurring raving madness UpInArms Nov 2019 #6

Personally, Id rather have... El Mimbreno Nov 2019 #15

I recommend a spork lonely bird Nov 2019 #48

Omg ... thank you UpInArms Nov 2019 #52

OMG, "that gorgeous chest"! greatauntoftriplets Nov 2019 #7

I wish it were funny handmade34 Nov 2019 #36

His georgeous chest Scarsdale Nov 2019 #37

His narcissism knows no bounds. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2019 #50

Well, golly gee, he surely took off his bra, as well? Frustratedlady Nov 2019 #8

Yikes 47of74 Nov 2019 #14

Sorry! I hope you recover before the turkey. Frustratedlady Nov 2019 #16

Eye treatment keithbvadu2 Nov 2019 #17

You mean manzier? Initech Nov 2019 #29

What they said: "Take your shirt off so we can attach the electrodes" dalton99a Nov 2019 #9

"Take off your shirt sir PatSeg Nov 2019 #10

WHAT???? blakstoneranger Nov 2019 #12

He is sooooooo boring and he is orchestrating the crowd. Farmer-Rick Nov 2019 #13

I think one of his biggest fans is Erik's wife...Laura? Frustratedlady Nov 2019 #18

Yeah, I understand how you can get a crowd to start cheering or riled up. Farmer-Rick Nov 2019 #19

Maybe because they adore him so much, he only has to point his pinkie? Frustratedlady Nov 2019 #21

Laura Trump is a senior adviser for Trump's campaign. dalton99a Nov 2019 #20

Maybe because the cheering is forced and fake Farmer-Rick Nov 2019 #24

Who said that he had a massive heart attack? skypilot Nov 2019 #22

They, the same ones who, are trying to start a war on Thanksgiving. dewsgirl Nov 2019 #30

Ah, as opposed lonely bird Nov 2019 #49

I don't agree here gristy Nov 2019 #23

No every bit of it does not make sense Farmer-Rick Nov 2019 #25

Except that every word is a lie. Nobody said he had a massive heart attack. yardwork Nov 2019 #56

If I came out with this in front of my shrink I'd be in hospital so fast.... TrogL Nov 2019 #26

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #27

Where is the Big Lebowski when you need him? Initech Nov 2019 #28

"...you stay in the hospital for a little while, like about six weeks, maybe..." forgotmylogin Nov 2019 #31

His brain is broken. LudwigPastorius Nov 2019 #34

Part of his assault on the media caraher Nov 2019 #35

We menial plebes were thinking much worse than a heart attack. Mersky Nov 2019 #39

My guess is homegirl Nov 2019 #47

In order to have a heart attack, he'd have to actually have a heart Fritz Walter Nov 2019 #40

Zing! Mersky Nov 2019 #41

Unless he'll say it under oath duforsure Nov 2019 #42

Nope Traildogbob Nov 2019 #44

I feel sorry for the Secret Service person that would have to put his life on the line doc03 Nov 2019 #51

Imagine the intelligence of the average American, then realize Hassler Nov 2019 #53

Every time I read what he is saying MuseRider Nov 2019 #54

Great moments in presidential speech-making. n/t SpankMe Nov 2019 #57

I'll take Ranch dressing with my word salad, thank you. MarianJack Nov 2019 #58

His gorgeous chest... SwissTony Nov 2019 #60

Oh for fuck's sake... calimary Nov 2019 #61

When he claims something like on this duforsure Nov 2019 #62