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Fritz Walter

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8. But, he's protecting our right/duty to say "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Mon Dec 2, 2019, 05:23 PM
Dec 2019

Translation: “Bah humbug and fuck you!”
Jesus H. Christ on a cracker!


The Dickens reference is not accidental. The current squatter (in more ways than one) of the Oval Office is Ebenezer Scrooge reincarnated. On a good day. Now, there are massive political/social/economic impacts on all of us, not just the Cratchit family.
In this version, the three ghosts should likewise be upgraded:
•Past — Everyone he’s ever cheated, abused, BETRAYED, or otherwise hurt. Each gets 5 minutes alone with his sorry ass. (This may take a while, but the pay-per-view revenue could pay for SNAP (as is) for decades).
•Present — A full day with Bannon, no iPhone, and doing what Bannon wants to do. Yeah, I know: it’s a lot to ask. Of Bannon.
•Future — Him witnessing the worldwide joyous reaction to the news of his death. Melania doing cartwheels down Pennsylvania Avenue. And his spawn watching all this from their prison rec rooms.

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