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magicarpet

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25. Initially trDumpie bent reality to his favor - Surprise surprise, as the son of a bitch always does.
Tue Mar 31, 2020, 12:22 PM
Mar 2020

He tried to ignore it,.. like the virus was not there, because he realized a pandemic might be very politically disadvantageous to his aspiration for re-election.

Then he bent, contorted, distorted, and convoluted reality, again like he always does.

Now that reality was out of the bag and got away from him, he changed his course. He then decided to do damage control to salvage and protect his ratings and chances for re-election.

He took on the Dutch boy personna. Where as he frantically ran around looking for holes in the dike and plugging them with his bubble gum, then his thumbs, then his thumbs and his fingers and toes. He had to stop the dike/dam leaks or they would become an uncontrollable torrent. Then wash away his second term political ambitions to better plunder and pilfer the treasury.

But now when precious time was squandered and wasted calling this a hoax. He came to the realization no matter how fast he tried to run away from this and dump the blame on Obama. This time that scheme and ploy was not going to work, the virus was stronger and faster than trDumpie. The smoke screens and fabrications trDumpie tried to throw into the Coronavirus' path were not working.

So a quasi-reality washed over trDumpie. He buckled down and went desperately looking for experts to bail him out of this mess that was reaching uncontrollable catastrophic and chaotic proportions.

Then it dawned on him, that that malleable reality he so loves to concoct and bend to his pleasure and favor. He could really bend and distort reality of the Coronavirus enemy and use this enemy as a vehicular motif to ensure and enhance his chances for re-election.

So Team trDumpie comprised of The Mafia Don-DJT himself, Steve Miller, Brad Parscale, Jared Kushner, and Princess Sparkle Pussy are all frantically working behind the scenes to desperately attempting to SPIN MEISTER this Coronavirus Pandemic into an abracadabra staged show of theatrics and slight of hand for political gain and the basis, the winning theme, and the main foundation, for a second four year term - TRUMPIES RE-ELECTION.

USA, USA, USA ! ! !

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t-rump's lack of empathy and compassion . .... Iliyah Mar 2020 #1
Trump's Dead Newest Reality Mar 2020 #2
He went from ignoring it to calling it a hoax made up by the Democrats duforsure Mar 2020 #3
Plus a gazillion! love_katz Mar 2020 #19
Initially trDumpie bent reality to his favor - Surprise surprise, as the son of a bitch always does. magicarpet Mar 2020 #25
He'll throw big rallies in red states to celebrate his very good job IronLionZion Mar 2020 #4
Whoa,the real Trump just spoke. Wellstone ruled Mar 2020 #5
Guess that's why Vietnam was a failure tirebiter Mar 2020 #6
Give them a credit for sticking to it. marble falls Mar 2020 #10
Always listen to Dr. Trump dalton99a Mar 2020 #7
After all he is smart enough to look at a solar eclipse unprotected. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Mar 2020 #13
Excuse me while I step out into parking lot genxlib Mar 2020 #8
I guess after the first couple, deaths become statistic ... marble falls Mar 2020 #9
We are not just being gas-lighted ThoughtCriminal Mar 2020 #11
No, you bombastic bastard... gademocrat7 Mar 2020 #12
Republicans tiptonic Mar 2020 #14
Who makes up these bogus numbers? infullview Mar 2020 #15
In a fact and Science free world Aussie105 Mar 2020 #23
We can hold the numbers down with pro active testing of everyone infullview Mar 2020 #16
K&R Gothmog Mar 2020 #17
Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 2020 #18
Trump doesn't to get his hair mussed Turbineguy Mar 2020 #20
The only "good" job you are doing, you murdering bastard, is KIlLING people. But then, niyad Mar 2020 #21
The current actions being undertaken Aussie105 Mar 2020 #22
By the way DENVERPOPS Mar 2020 #28
Every morning DENVERPOPS Mar 2020 #24
Well,.. knowing that,.. magicarpet Mar 2020 #26
LOL magic DENVERPOPS Mar 2020 #27
It is raining Beatitudes from heaven,.. magicarpet Mar 2020 #29
I was thinking of something DENVERPOPS Mar 2020 #30
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