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10. Stephen Hawking when asked his IQ score:
Fri Jul 10, 2020, 11:40 AM
Jul 2020

"I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers."

Trump, however, will boast about his ability to distinguish the big hand from the little hand on a clock. He probably expects to receive (actual) gold star stickers for reading from teleprompters.

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Oh that is perfect! PatSeg Jul 2020 #1
He was able to repeat five words in order, and identify a drawing of a camel. BKDem Jul 2020 #2
Actually, it was a camel hair coat. But, close enough. Cyrano Jul 2020 #7
LOL!!! Beacool Jul 2020 #21
LOL! lunatica Jul 2020 #22
He had trouble with that one at first... lame54 Jul 2020 #28
My five words for him to repeat in order: "drop dead, you f'n traitor" . niyad Jul 2020 #38
He's cuckoo for cocoa puffs Denvermosaic Jul 2020 #3
Questions he was asked dalton99a Jul 2020 #4
Hell I'd flunk that TrogL Jul 2020 #9
Advice to medical professionals.... 47of74 Jul 2020 #13
My answer: the Cowardly Lyin' Traitor Fritz Walter Jul 2020 #33
My answer is much less family friendly 47of74 Jul 2020 #39
Number 7 should be "Do you ever not lie?" cstanleytech Jul 2020 #24
Test Taking.......... wcollar Jul 2020 #5
Did he take the cognitive test from Idiocracy? Initech Jul 2020 #6
Such a big boy! louis-t Jul 2020 #8
Stephen Hawking when asked his IQ score: Collimator Jul 2020 #10
+1 dalton99a Jul 2020 #15
Does he know it's NOT a compliment... AleksS Jul 2020 #11
He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. 47of74 Jul 2020 #14
He doesn't know his ass from his kisser lunatica Jul 2020 #23
In fairness, I can't tell the difference between his ass and his kisser either. n/t whopis01 Jul 2020 #25
My guess is he had someone else take the test for him. patphil Jul 2020 #12
You win the thread dflprincess Jul 2020 #30
And insisted it be open book 47of74 Jul 2020 #32
K&R Gothmog Jul 2020 #16
There are some hard tests out there gab13by13 Jul 2020 #17
I had to take that test last year. greatauntoftriplets Jul 2020 #18
Cognitive tests and my father mommymarine2003 Jul 2020 #19
Hugs to you.... MountainMama Jul 2020 #26
Unbelievable is accurate lonely bird Jul 2020 #20
And his dedicated followers will say, "Wow! Amazing!" C Moon Jul 2020 #27
My doctor started this at my annual visit when I turned 65 dflprincess Jul 2020 #29
This is SOOO typical of Trump packman Jul 2020 #31
Clearly the guys in the photo were not the ones adminstering the test Fritz Walter Jul 2020 #34
They came to him with tears in their eyes and called him "sir." Grokenstein Jul 2020 #35
And Sarah Cooper nails it again! DesertRat Jul 2020 #36
She's a treasure! :) Lock him up. Jul 2020 #37
Every year Medicare gives me a cognitive test. LakeArenal Jul 2020 #40
Yes, but Trump put in an all-nighter for this one. Sneederbunk Jul 2020 #42
Trump took an IQ test and it came back negative. tclambert Jul 2020 #41
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