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GopherGal

(2,852 posts)
10. Ted planning to start a DNA database?
Mon Jul 27, 2020, 10:33 AM
Jul 2020

of all the restaurant servers who will "donate" DNA to his food?

Should greatly decrease the (already low) number of people who want to dine with Ted, just as a precaution toward switched plates...

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It would seem that Ted is making the case Sherman A1 Jul 2020 #1
If 600 bucks doubles their wages, they have been underpaid. lagomorph777 Jul 2020 #2
Keeping that thing called a mouth shut will do more for his appearance yonder Jul 2020 #3
Bwaha, agree with all you said. txwhitedove Jul 2020 #5
He's going for the Wyatt Earp look. nt eppur_se_muova Jul 2020 #24
If you have ever been on unemployment droidamus2 Jul 2020 #4
Unsurprisingly, Cruz and other Repubs have never been in need of unemployment... forgotmylogin Jul 2020 #29
Ted messes with the people handling his food. muntrv Jul 2020 #6
Not a good idea to criticize those who could potentially prepare/serve your food, Teddy....Nt Heartstrings Jul 2020 #7
Ted planning to start a DNA database? GopherGal Jul 2020 #10
Rafael came crawling back. keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #8
He grew that beard Jakes Progress Jul 2020 #27
Pic of Cruz looks like it was taken about 1825 bucolic_frolic Jul 2020 #9
Window dressing on their facial sphincters. ...nt 2naSalit Jul 2020 #11
"Facial sphincters" Hiawatha Pete Jul 2020 #21
They can't shave themselves. Jakes Progress Jul 2020 #28
K&R Gothmog Jul 2020 #12
Ted the new Frito spokesperson?? NoMoreRepugs Jul 2020 #13
Cruz: why won't people risk their lives for 7.50 an hour? nt ExciteBike66 Jul 2020 #14
first off, it was your prez that said i absolve complete responisbility in this matter AllaN01Bear Jul 2020 #15
Are those green and yellow oysters on my meal plate ? magicarpet Jul 2020 #16
His beard won't save him from that which will be served cold. Mersky Jul 2020 #17
Fuck Dr. Diabolus. LudwigPastorius Jul 2020 #18
Ted looks particularly creepy in that Photo. Mickju Jul 2020 #19
The noun and/or adjective 'Essential' has been grossly overdone and applies to just about every SWBTATTReg Jul 2020 #20
The Reason They Won't Come Back DallasNE Jul 2020 #22
I work a lot with economic developers and chambers of commerce, PatrickforO Jul 2020 #23
Most workers staying home are doing so out of fear for lives & long term health. Because Republicons Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2020 #25
I thought republicans believed in the profit motive. Jakes Progress Jul 2020 #26
BS Ted. They won't come back because they are afraid of contracting the virus. n/t totodeinhere Jul 2020 #30
The old GOP trope that Americans just don't work hard enough jayschool2013 Jul 2020 #31
Maybe if they paid them more than $2.13/hour. marble falls Jul 2020 #32
No doubt Mersky Jul 2020 #35
Well, is he right or is he wrong? Jimbo S Jul 2020 #33
One good thing about President Trump. At least Ted Cruz isn't President. Midnight Writer Jul 2020 #34
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