Cantor Sour Face

[Moostache]

10. My daughter asked me the other day -

"Why does that man on TV look like he smells something yucky?"

I looked up and saw that it was a clip of Eric Cantor, John Boehner and McConnell on something, so I had to ask "Which one sweetheart?"

She got up and pointed to the TV and said, "Not this one (Boehner), or the creepy one (McConnell) , but this mad looking one (Cantor)."

I told her that he looked that way because every word out of his mouth smells like poop.
My wife was NOT amused...