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red dog 1

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Sun Dec 3, 2017, 08:36 PM Dec 2017

Worst Comedian Ever? [View all]

Last edited Mon Dec 4, 2017, 08:25 PM - Edit history (4)

Dennis Miller is now my choice because he's an asshole, as well as being possibly the worst comedian ever.



32 votes, 3 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Amy Schumer
1 (3%)
Carrot Top
6 (19%)
Larry the Cable Guy
2 (6%)
Jeff Foxworthy
0 (0%)
Dennis Miller
12 (38%)
Pauly Shore
7 (22%)
Emo Phillips
0 (0%)
Joe Rogan
1 (3%)
Andy Dick
3 (9%)
Russell Brand
0 (0%)
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Worst Comedian Ever? [View all] red dog 1 Dec 2017 OP
Andrew Dice Clay SeattleVet Dec 2017 #1
I highly disliked him. DangerousUrNot Dec 2017 #3
He's not going on the list red dog 1 Dec 2017 #5
"Hit pay dirt with K dirt!" CrispyQ Dec 2017 #75
+ 1 red dog 1 Dec 2017 #79
That's the one Trailrider1951 Dec 2017 #7
Speaking of misogynistic assholes... red dog 1 Dec 2017 #12
Yup, Rump's far worse Trailrider1951 Dec 2017 #14
We don't even have TV anymore red dog 1 Dec 2017 #16
Dice the series is on Showtime now Submariner Dec 2017 #101
Ding, Ding, Ding We have a winna Ferrets are Cool Dec 2017 #45
You listed my worst first. All others a distant second. IADEMO2004 Dec 2017 #52
That was my first thought exactly. Male chauvanist ugly pig. OregonBlue Dec 2017 #76
+1 bagelsforbreakfast Dec 2017 #104
Nah CT has ONE good joke ghostsinthemachine Dec 2017 #2
Yeah. I never found Carrot Top's prop comedy funny TexasBushwhacker Dec 2017 #87
Joe Rogan DangerousUrNot Dec 2017 #4
Joe Rogan made it to number 11 on www.toptens.com "Worst Stand-Up Comedians Ever list" red dog 1 Dec 2017 #46
Thats funny. DangerousUrNot Dec 2017 #51
Kellyann Conway.......she really was a stand-up comedian. AJT Dec 2017 #6
Her reference to the "Bowling Green Massacre" was hilarious! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #9
Was Rosie really a stand-up comedian? ClarendonDem Dec 2017 #8
Well, she is supposedly "a comedian" red dog 1 Dec 2017 #11
I just can't recall any standup routine from Rosie ClarendonDem Dec 2017 #13
You're right - She's not a "stand-up" comedian red dog 1 Dec 2017 #17
By the way ClarendonDem Dec 2017 #20
she used to host a weekly stand-up comic show OriginalGeek Dec 2017 #71
Around the mid 80's Hayduke Bomgarte Dec 2017 #18
Yes, she actually was a stand up hibbing Dec 2017 #47
I wish I could have picked Bob Hope. Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #10
I watched him growing up too red dog 1 Dec 2017 #15
The only reason bob hope doesn't deserve to be on the "worst comedian" list Merlot Dec 2017 #42
Disagree with everyone on Bob Hope. By the 1960s, he was a master of ceremonies type, FSogol Dec 2017 #64
He was awful by the 60's, but I've seen heis 40's movies and he was the worst part Merlot Dec 2017 #69
Have to disagree here - the zombie island one with Goddard was great bagelsforbreakfast Dec 2017 #105
Yes, Woody Allen based how he acted cowardly in movies on old Bob Hope stuff MrPurple Dec 2017 #106
Emo Phillips Hayduke Bomgarte Dec 2017 #19
I agree! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #23
Emo Phillips is now on the list red dog 1 Dec 2017 #30
Oh god, yes. Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #33
Winner JDC Dec 2017 #49
His style and delivery can be grating... Ron Obvious Dec 2017 #80
Also don't find Schumer funny ClarendonDem Dec 2017 #21
Who did you vote for? red dog 1 Dec 2017 #24
I love Sarah Silverman! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #43
This guy: Initech Dec 2017 #22
He is annoying, but I loved his bit about visitors coming to the house. GoneOffShore Dec 2017 #95
Gilbert Gottfried and Howie Mandel Boomerproud Dec 2017 #25
You're right about Howie Mandel red dog 1 Dec 2017 #29
Dane Cook n/t hibbing Dec 2017 #26
He made it to number 1 on a "Worst Stand-Up Comedians Ever" list red dog 1 Dec 2017 #32
hehe hibbing Dec 2017 #35
He made it to number ONE on the worst stand-up list! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #40
+1 n/t FSogol Dec 2017 #44
100% this Saviolo Dec 2017 #54
Bingo stopbush Dec 2017 #57
That's my vote... Glamrock Dec 2017 #102
These are all people making a living as comedians. itsrobert Dec 2017 #27
So your suggestion is to only list comedians who AREN'T "making a living as comedians"? red dog 1 Dec 2017 #38
Gallagher - way too much success for smashing fruit MrPurple Dec 2017 #28
That's the guy. pressbox69 Dec 2017 #61
And he ended up in a court case with his lookalike brother, who also performs as "Gallagher!" Ken Burch Dec 2017 #81
Hilarious segments on Howard Stern and Mark Maron showing what a hack Gallagher is in recent years MrPurple Dec 2017 #91
As I've always said, if you want REAL comedy, go to the Idaho State Fair. Ken Burch Dec 2017 #93
How the hell can you not include Dennis Miller? Bradshaw3 Dec 2017 #31
You're absolutely right! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #36
Thanks! Bradshaw3 Dec 2017 #58
OK- You can vote for Dennis Miller now! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #37
Miller was funny in the 90s before he became the FoxNews comic MrPurple Dec 2017 #73
Agreed. Dulcinea Dec 2017 #85
Pauly Shore ... VMA131Marine Dec 2017 #34
Larry the Cable Guy's act is comedy? Eugene Dec 2017 #39
Pauly Shore and this proves IT ... stonecutter357 Dec 2017 #41
I am a failure with comedy peacebuzzard Dec 2017 #48
I never heard about Joe Rogan before, red dog 1 Dec 2017 #50
I think Jay Leno should be on that list nt doc03 Dec 2017 #53
I recall him doing some truly funny stand-up on Letterman Orrex Dec 2017 #66
Yes, he was hilarious as an 80's Letterman guest - toned down his act on the Tonight Show MrPurple Dec 2017 #77
On the Tonight Show he repeated the punch line all the time drove up the wall. I agree doc03 Dec 2017 #89
He aimed for the lowest common denominator on the Tonight Show and sadly that works for ratings MrPurple Dec 2017 #90
Any comedian who's shtick is just having a chip on their shoulder... Locut0s Dec 2017 #55
Dennis Miller gets my vote...n/t Upthevibe Dec 2017 #56
Lewis Black Is Good At That! ProfessorGAC Dec 2017 #62
As an aside, I've met Carrot Top IRL Algernon Moncrieff Dec 2017 #59
my wife met him OriginalGeek Dec 2017 #72
Adam Sandler n/t Stargleamer Dec 2017 #60
He's massively overrated, don't like his movies, but he's not the worst MrPurple Dec 2017 #98
Is Will Ferrell a sand up comedian??? Lots of folks think he's just sooooooo funny a kennedy Dec 2017 #63
They're all pretty awful. geardaddy Dec 2017 #65
Tom Green should be on the list. JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2017 #67
Russell Brand is pretty dreadful T_i_B Dec 2017 #68
I've seen Carrot Top live twice OriginalGeek Dec 2017 #70
Jeff Dunham is painfully unfunny TexasBushwhacker Dec 2017 #88
Sam Kinison. Codeine Dec 2017 #74
Yes, he just was awful!! LeftInTX Dec 2017 #86
I think he was talented, but it was perforance art that was fueled by cocaine MrPurple Dec 2017 #97
Jerry Seinfeld jmowreader Dec 2017 #78
+ 1 red dog 1 Dec 2017 #83
Greg Gutfeld? czarjak Dec 2017 #82
Rob Schneider. OilemFirchen Dec 2017 #84
Dennis Miller, by a mile. Paladin Dec 2017 #92
Dennis Miller out of this bunch... but I REALLY can't stand PassingFair Dec 2017 #94
Mort the snort Sahl Wolf Frankula Dec 2017 #96
Mort Sahl is 90 and still performing red dog 1 Dec 2017 #99
Mort made the GREATEST joke about Trump MortSahlFan Dec 2018 #107
Don Rickles n/t Stargleamer Dec 2017 #100
How does Russell brand get votes here? Dennisi miller by a mile! bagelsforbreakfast Dec 2017 #103
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