What to get the man who has everything... [View all]
...including a felony conviction.
We print papers seven days a week so my job has two people doing it: me Saturday to Tuesday, and another person Wednesday thru Friday. (We have other work for her to bring her up to 40 hours, so it’s good.) Last night she needed off, so I went in to work.
All our papers have “gift ideas” sections. In one of them, two ads stood out.
The first was for a marijuana store in Ephrata, WA. Not only do they have $5 grams and $90 “happy ounces” (yes, you would be happy to get a whole ounce of quality weed in your stocking) but they’ll be open on Christmas Day just in case.
Then was the law office whose Xmas special is $200 off the flat fee for restoration of your gun rights. (The ad with all the guns in it gets inserted.)
“All I want for Christmas is my gun rights back” never really occurred to me...
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