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red dog 1

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43. That line is hilarious!
Wed Mar 21, 2018, 05:43 PM
Mar 2018

(The asshole line)

My 2 favorite scenes are:

- When Billy Bob, dressed as Santa, is eating guacamole salad in the food court, and a mother comes over and says to her little boy, "Look who's here" .upon which Billy Bob shouts at the mother "I'm on my fucking lunch break!" ..with guacamole flying out of his mouth.
The mother responds: "Are you insane?"

- The scene in the boxing ring where Tony Cox is giving "the kid" some pointers about how to protect himself from bullies, and "the kid" kicks him in the balls, after which Tony Cox proceeds to hit "the kid" hard in his stomach, causing him to fall down, and then Billy Bob yells at Tony Cox for hitting "the kid", which results in Tony Cox hitting HIM hard in the gut, knocking him down as well..then, while on the floor of the boxing ring, Billy Bob hits Tony Cox hard in the gut, causing HIM to fall down...at which point, all three of them are on the floor.
Corny as hell but hilarious!

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