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11. AGGGHHHHH!!!! I've found a witch!!! May I burn her?????

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:05 AM

Jul 2018

(J/K of course....kind of!)

Miracle Whip is to Mayo as Cool Whip is to Whipped Cream!!!!
Anything that uses a contracted "whip" in its name is anathema!!!

Now, please go to the local sandwich shop that is NOT a chain store and do your appointed penance of a TRUE BLT for lunch and sin no more!!!

(LOL...I kid because my wife is a big Miracle Whip person and I won't touch the stuff!!!)

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REALLY? - Mayonnaise haters??? [View all] packman Jul 2018 OP

Actually, I prefer Miracle Whip! dchill Jul 2018 #1

What's weird is I love Mayo but I'm not a fan of Miracle Whip Docreed2003 Jul 2018 #6

To each his own, as they say. dchill Jul 2018 #7

Miracle Whip seems nauseatingly sweet to me. I like mayo & mayo based spreads tblue37 Jul 2018 #14

Maybe that's it... Docreed2003 Jul 2018 #17

I love mayo especially when the jar is first opened WhiteTara Jul 2018 #51

I like them both OriginalGeek Jul 2018 #62

AGGGHHHHH!!!! I've found a witch!!! May I burn her????? Moostache Jul 2018 #11

A TRUE BLT is always, of course, made with Miracle Whip! dchill Jul 2018 #13

Miracle Whip is sugary.... LisaM Jul 2018 #27

And SWEET ... GeorgeGist Jul 2018 #39

It's vile! Who wants sweet mayonnaise? The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2018 #45

I like Miracle Whip for tuna salad TexasBushwhacker Jul 2018 #59

I am a mayonnaise hater. fleur-de-lisa Jul 2018 #2

To me, Mayonnaise always tastes like it is just ready to go over... Tikki Jul 2018 #24

Me too. Makes me gag. Hoyt Jul 2018 #56

My absolute favorite is Mayonesa; mayonnaise with a touch of lime. democratisphere Jul 2018 #3

Kraft makes a mayonesa. They sell it at Publix in the SE US. nt Dr Hobbitstein Jul 2018 #4

I think Mayonesa is a southern USA and Mexico condiment. democratisphere Jul 2018 #10

Love Mayo! Docreed2003 Jul 2018 #5

Another fan of Dukes unc70 Jul 2018 #26

Dukes, Hellmans and Blue Plate(Louisiana boy) my long time go to GulfCoast66 Jul 2018 #63

Blue Plate is another great one!! Docreed2003 Jul 2018 #64

Grew up on Miracle Whip... Kittycow Jul 2018 #8

Me Too RobinA Jul 2018 #46

Same here. The taste of real mayo was such a surprise! Kittycow Jul 2018 #48

My mom would make powdered milk and try to pass it off as real milk. We'd bust her every time. NBachers Jul 2018 #54

vinegar is a migraine trigger for me, so i learned to loathe mayo at a young age. unblock Jul 2018 #9

Try making your own with lemon juice packman Jul 2018 #16

Much like sweet pickles, Miracle Whip is barred from my home Siwsan Jul 2018 #12

sweet pickles! LOVE them and esp now that ive found sugar free sweet pickles. samnsara Jul 2018 #34

I'm the oddball in my family. Everyone else loved Gherkins Siwsan Jul 2018 #36

Mayo lover here...especially, the new Hellmanns made with Olive Oil. nt Ferrets are Cool Jul 2018 #15

War on mayonnaise? I thought this week we would be fighting the war on back to school. NT mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2018 #18

I, unfortunately, love mayo Freddie Jul 2018 #19

Love it and all things made with it! 😋 Floyd R. Turbo Jul 2018 #20

Hellmann's rules. SamKnause Jul 2018 #21

Sorry, I don't like mayonnaise but I'm glad you enjoy it. IrishEyes Jul 2018 #22

Love mayo, sadly enough, and the scales show it. Shrike47 Jul 2018 #23

Team Vegenaise checking in! demmiblue Jul 2018 #25

Yahoo Doreen Jul 2018 #29

We are few, but we are mighty! demmiblue Jul 2018 #33

Yes we are. Doreen Jul 2018 #35

Hellmann's makes a vegan version. Harker Jul 2018 #50

I will need to look for that and try it. Is it in the refrigerator or on shelf? Doreen Jul 2018 #58

On the shelf... Harker Jul 2018 #61

I was looking through the thread MuseRider Jul 2018 #38

I do not care for Mayo and I hate Miracle Whip. Doreen Jul 2018 #28

I prefer Hellmann's (which is supposedly a little different from Best Foods) LisaM Jul 2018 #30

I make it with light olive oil Major Nikon Jul 2018 #44

Two words: Undercover Brother! Coventina Jul 2018 #31

mayo is ok if not used in great quantities..its that Salad Dressing that make me gag... samnsara Jul 2018 #32

I'll take Mayo over mustard and ketchup every day of the week. The more the better. nt Fla Dem Jul 2018 #37

Oh, packman, why did you begin with that horrible image of a NCjack Jul 2018 #40

Mayo turns in heat packman Jul 2018 #41

I read your words. I can almost hear your lips and tongue flapping, but NCjack Jul 2018 #42

mayonnaise rurallib Jul 2018 #43

I like mayo as salad dressing. zanana1 Jul 2018 #47

Dukes left-of-center2012 Jul 2018 #49

Hater might be a bit strong, but I'm no mayo fan. TDale313 Jul 2018 #52

It looks like a fraternity had a bukake night - nasty. Funtatlaguy Jul 2018 #53

That was unnecessary n/t TexasBushwhacker Jul 2018 #60

Cannot stand the stuff. Cannot tell you how many times I've had to hide uneaten food Hoyt Jul 2018 #55

I bought "healthy" mayo from the health food store and ruined a huge batch of potato salad with it. NBachers Jul 2018 #57