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(28,235 posts) Wed May 9, 2012, 09:59 AM May 2012

The Worst Song Of All Time--Absolutely, Positively THE WORST.... [View all]

...song ever recorded. The George Bush of recorded music.

For me, it's "Danny's Song" by whoever records it, or Billy Joel "For The Longest Time" (GAWD, I HATE that one!!), or the disco version of "Stairway to Heaven"--hated it so bad, I broke it over my knee right in the record store!

What's yours?

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The Worst Song Of All Time--Absolutely, Positively THE WORST.... [View all] lastlib May 2012 OP

Anything by Bobby Goldsboro TrogL May 2012 #1

+1 "Honey" is the most awful song ever recorded, with hifiguy May 2012 #4

"Watching Scotty Grow" comes a close second TrogL May 2012 #10

I think I mentioned before... LeftishBrit May 2012 #56

But, come on -- Arugula Latte May 2012 #39

good choices! lastlib May 2012 #45

Honey. Ha, even Billy Graham hated it. Sequoia May 2012 #154

+10000000000 snagglepuss May 2012 #112

God, I saw him at a club in Brazil, Indiana in 1980......... mrmpa May 2012 #179

The worst of all times?...are you kidding me? zeemike May 2012 #2

My mother would sing those TrogL May 2012 #9

My grandma used to make fun of me for some of Led Zeppelin's lyrics OriginalGeek May 2012 #17

When my folks criticized rock and roll lyrics rocktivity May 2012 #160

lol! OriginalGeek May 2012 #162

I know....I heard them as a child too. zeemike May 2012 #18

Pink Floyd saved my life TrogL May 2012 #23

Interesting story of your salvation. zeemike May 2012 #36

Springsteen covered Summertime Blues on his Darkness on the Edge of Town tour in '78. bluedigger May 2012 #81

Mine too as well asDown in the Water in the the Itty Bitty Boo snagglepuss May 2012 #115

Big Rock Candy Mountain? Have you seen all the lyrics? Great Song. Kind of socialist. HERVEPA May 2012 #44

Never seen that before zeemike May 2012 #48

Thanks HERVEPA May 2012 #118

Oh, I love those! LeftishBrit May 2012 #55

I believe it's "Mairzy Doats" Bake May 2012 #59

It's "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy." rug May 2012 #67

A kid'll eat ivy, too. Wouldn't you? bluedigger May 2012 #83

I have teenagers. They will too. rug May 2012 #84

a star to rug SCantiGOP May 2012 #86

That is a song from my childhood. I love it. n/t RebelOne May 2012 #136

And to think "Big Rock Candy Mountain" is all about anal rape Taverner May 2012 #66

The Big Rock Candy Mountain was a song sung by the hobo's as they WCGreen May 2012 #171

Well I have gained a new appreciation for that song. zeemike May 2012 #175

Big Rock Candy Mountain is a great song--social commentary....... panader0 May 2012 #177

I had never really seen the lyrics zeemike May 2012 #180

"Havin' my baby" -- Paul Anka hlthe2b May 2012 #3

Yuck!! I hated that song since the first time I heard it. n/t RebelOne May 2012 #51

Yes. GoCubsGo May 2012 #95

It's even worse when sung by the Hallelujah Tabernacle Choir csziggy May 2012 #119

Copa Cabana or however the fuck it is spelled. HopeHoops May 2012 #5

YES BillStein May 2012 #54

Manilow has like four songs. He just changes the dumb lyrics around to make new ones. HopeHoops May 2012 #96

"If" - David Gates and Bread bluedigger May 2012 #6

Haven't heard that one in a while. Obnoxiously mellow Populist_Prole May 2012 #87

I submit this: ret5hd May 2012 #7

They've got youtube blocked at work TrogL May 2012 #11

Diamanda Galas singing "Plague Mass" live. ret5hd May 2012 #13

Something by Diamanda Galas, whose music hifiguy May 2012 #14

Aww c'mon - she had Jonesy for an album! OriginalGeek May 2012 #21

I totally adore Diamanda Galas. Codeine May 2012 #106

Actually, I am intrigued by her. Quite a voice when she uses it in a more traditional style. ret5hd May 2012 #123

Someone's knocking at the door - whatever that song is by Paul McCartney and Wings LynneSin May 2012 #8

NOOOOOO!!! rppper May 2012 #149

"Macarthur Park" or "I've never been to me." They absolutely tie. nt raccoon May 2012 #12

This ^ geardaddy May 2012 #16

I love McArthur Park (but my sanity does not bear close scrutiny) TrogL May 2012 #25

I've heard the Richard Harris original. geardaddy May 2012 #28

LOL I love it too and have never understood the hate. Gee maybe I too have gone over the edge. snagglepuss May 2012 #117

It is the lyrics that are insane. The melody is actually quite nice. hlthe2b May 2012 #33

Another vote for "I've Never Been to Me" Arugula Latte May 2012 #40

That was my first choice when I saw the thread caraher May 2012 #113

Look what you made me do. pa28 May 2012 #78

old hippies all over DU are giggling. . n/t annabanana May 2012 #102

I was talking to a younger person at work one day about how horrible that song was... PassingFair May 2012 #159

Well it's not really a laughing matter is it? pa28 May 2012 #109

Wrong - Macarthur Park is worse Patiod May 2012 #85

"I Write the Songs" Barry Manilow yellowcanine May 2012 #15

How about "Total Eclipse of the Heart" Nuclear Unicorn May 2012 #22

the literal version is better Enrique May 2012 #24

That is the BEST literal video of all time Lydia Leftcoast May 2012 #31

I think I peed a little I laughed so hard.... Maine-ah May 2012 #104

The existence of the literal video is the only thing excusing the existence of the song <nt> caraher May 2012 #114

Manilow was the bane of 6th grade for me caraher May 2012 #116

funny thing is...Manilow didn't write it. n/t MrsBrady May 2012 #161

Imagine by John Lennon Nuclear Unicorn May 2012 #19

No...nt CherokeeDem May 2012 #20

No - here is Herman Cain's cover of it! Initech May 2012 #27

I have everything in this thread beat by two words: Hot Problems Initech May 2012 #26

Best of the worst... pipi_k May 2012 #29

OMG...you win! zeemike May 2012 #38

Of pipi_k May 2012 #46

I tried them all zeemike May 2012 #50

The last one is Lonnie Donegan SwissTony May 2012 #151

"Fish Heads" and "They're Coming to Take Me Away" were begin_within May 2012 #174

muskrat love Whisp May 2012 #30

Afternoon Delight by The Starland Vocal Band annonymous May 2012 #32

Best use of "Afternoon Delight" in a movie - PCU LynneSin May 2012 #34

That song was used to great effect in an episode of Arrested Development. dawg May 2012 #191

"Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite" Arugula Latte May 2012 #41

Re: posts 30 and 32 hifiguy May 2012 #35

Can Your Monkey Do The Dog - Rufus Thomas : also : It's a Gas! - Alfred E. Neuman Kablooie May 2012 #37

"You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone is certifiable wrist slashing music Submariner May 2012 #42

+1 Lil Missy May 2012 #88

+2 Sequoia May 2012 #155

Feliz Navidad WilliamPitt May 2012 #43

And "The Little Drummer Boy"--another royal turd! lastlib May 2012 #141

Worst ever: Guaranteed. Populist_Prole May 2012 #47

That's it, pal. I've turned you in to the FBI. SwissTony May 2012 #132

Another awful one but funny Populist_Prole May 2012 #49

Is that the state song of North Carolina? zanana1 May 2012 #70

Those are all fine and good. ceile May 2012 #52

LOL. I guess that's one of my guilty pleasures. bluesbassman May 2012 #77

Will do! ceile May 2012 #92

The theme song of 'Neighbours' LeftishBrit May 2012 #53

This message was self-deleted by its author FSogol May 2012 #61

Hang on Sloopy would be on my list. Plus, that Rush song about trees. jobycom May 2012 #57

Tom Sawyer was the answer that came to mind before I opened the thread. Chan790 May 2012 #165

. TZ May 2012 #176

Nothing jobycom May 2012 #178

I've never heard a song I've hated more than "Hey Paula." Silver Swan May 2012 #58

Anyone call out Muskrat Love yet? sarge43 May 2012 #60

a song about muskrats screwing dana_b May 2012 #63

That must be the explanation -- baked to a golden brown. n/t sarge43 May 2012 #75

I did like the Big Daddy parody from Dr. Demento OriginalGeek May 2012 #90

The Captain is Carmen Dragon's son!! Manifestor_of_Light May 2012 #98

That is pretty great OriginalGeek May 2012 #100

I LOVE that song! zanana1 May 2012 #71

Worst song of all time? "Put the Bone in" by Terry Jacks, 1972 FSogol May 2012 #62

I do not want to even speculate hifiguy May 2012 #65

I posted the lyrics. If you dare! FSogol May 2012 #69

I read them. hifiguy May 2012 #73

My sister bought the 45 in 1972 and used to torture me with that song. FSogol May 2012 #76

Oy. I just googled that. progressoid May 2012 #124

"Feelings" dana_b May 2012 #64

You might enjoy The Offsping's cover of 'Feelings' Vanje May 2012 #128

that's better dana_b May 2012 #131

OMG TuxedoKat May 2012 #156

Joy to the World TuxedoKat May 2012 #157

"Are you a boy or are you a girl" zanana1 May 2012 #68

IIRC, that was The Barbarians. hifiguy May 2012 #72

We Built This City - Starship bluesbassman May 2012 #74

To be fair, they didn't write it. cemaphonic May 2012 #99

IMHO it's not the songwriting that's the problem with this one. dawg May 2012 #192

Oh Puhleeze, you gotta go with Terry Jacks Burma Jones May 2012 #79

Seasons in the Sun....worst ode to self pity ever BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #147

Metallica Demonaut May 2012 #80

We didn't start the Fire, Billy Joel treestar May 2012 #82

For me, it has to be Faith Hill singing "Piece of My Heart". Horrible, horrible, horrible. Arkansas Granny May 2012 #89

Holy cow - I love her doing that song. n/t tabasco May 2012 #101

Noooooo! No one but Melissa Etheridge should EVER be allowed to cover that KamaAina May 2012 #103

Madonna's version of "American Pie" RFKHumphreyObama May 2012 #91

Leonard Pinth-Garnell approves these submissions. Doc_Technical May 2012 #93

I present : the dulcet tones of John Ashcroft - baldguy May 2012 #94

Seasons in the Sun WolverineDG May 2012 #97

Definitively. "You Take My Breath Away" by Rex Smith... SidDithers May 2012 #105

OK here's two contenders for the worst song ever that easily eclipse everything mentioned so far: Initech May 2012 #107

Okay, Okay. How about "Tip Toe Through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim? HopeHoops May 2012 #108

Convoy Kingofalldems May 2012 #110

Some great bad stuff here, as Leonard Pinth-Garnell might say deutsey May 2012 #111

That wasn't very good, now, was it? BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #146

Is That All There Is? Peggy Lee Grammy23 May 2012 #120

"It's a Small World" Rhiannon12866 May 2012 #121

The Pedophiles' Anthem chemenger May 2012 #122

Yeah, pedophiles are SO into fully grown women... DutchLiberal May 2012 #139

Oh, so many ... Let The Eagle Soar!! Myrina May 2012 #125

"California Sun" always makes me want to put my head in a meat grinder. Gidney N Cloyd May 2012 #126

same song, better version.... rppper May 2012 #168

Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sexy" RiffRandell May 2012 #127

"The Horse With No Name" and ANYTHING by Neil Young. bif May 2012 #129

to each his/her own dana_b May 2012 #130

Wait. Wut? Codeine May 2012 #134

"Ohio"? "After The Gold Rush"? "Alabama"?.... lastlib May 2012 #142

Well I get the voice bit, but man he put out some good music. bluesbassman May 2012 #135

I just had to dig the CD out thanks to this thread. Codeine May 2012 #140

I'm in a minority.... MountainMama May 2012 #182

Agreed. His voice is amazing. nt Codeine May 2012 #188

Horse With No Name was by America, not Neil Young... GReedDiamond May 2012 #150

This has got to be one of the worst to ever become a hit. HughBeaumont May 2012 #133

It might not be the worst song Art_from_Ark May 2012 #137

Ugh! That song seriously turned me vegetarian at aged 16! pink-o May 2012 #163

I wanted to kill Quentin Tarantino for a while... dogknob May 2012 #138

Y'all don't want to know what I've heard in my life. kentauros May 2012 #143

All you lightweights are out of your league WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #144

My My MY Sharona or some shit like that. God..who thinks of that MichiganVote May 2012 #145

I can't imagine how I forgot Bloodrock's "DOA" hifiguy May 2012 #148

Not the worst, but possibly the *weirdest* FloridaJudy May 2012 #152

That's hilarious begin_within May 2012 #173

Seasons in the Sun or Daddy Don't You Walk so Fast abbeyco May 2012 #153

the FREAKIN' "Christmas Shoes" JCMach1 May 2012 #158

I hate it. So sad! Liberal_in_LA May 2012 #185

This thread is not complete without "My Humps" XemaSab May 2012 #164

Danke Shon qwertyMike May 2012 #166

Click on all the videos in this thread and let them roil simultaneously jpak May 2012 #167

We are the champions, by Queen Lemmy May 2012 #169

The one that Kim Kardashian sang. I think Paris Hilton sang one too. Dash87 May 2012 #170

Free Bird... WCGreen May 2012 #172

Shocking, No Air Supply? Texasgal May 2012 #181

You're all wrong.... MountainMama May 2012 #183

yeah, "Muskrate Love" is horrible. Liberal_in_LA May 2012 #186

Why so much hate for "Roboto"? dawg May 2012 #190

I saw Styx get booed off the stage... rppper May 2012 #193

"Midnight at the oasis", "Disco Duck", "Don't worry, be happy" Liberal_in_LA May 2012 #184

"She's having my baby", sung live as "She's having OUR baby" after outcry from women Liberal_in_LA May 2012 #187

I really, really, Really hate "Don't Worry be Happy" uriel1972 May 2012 #189