Miz t. is SO easy. (Mothers' Day) [View all]

[trof]

"What do you want for Mothers' Day?"
(I feel obligated to honor her service in some way.)
"I'm not your mother."
"True, but I'd like to do something for you in honor of the occasion."
"OK...hmmmm...take me out to breakfast."
"Done! Where do you want to go?"
"IHOP."
"IHOP? We can do better than that. There's a really nice Mothers' Day Brunch at the Magnolia Hotel."
"Been there, done that. I've never eaten at an IHOP."
(One just opened in our town a few months ago.)
"OK, yer on. Breakfast at IHOP."

Like I said, she's easy.