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5. Everyone is happy singing in the Bathtub

Wed May 16, 2012, 01:10 AM

May 2012

Singing in the bathtub
Sitting all alone
Tearing out a tonsil
Just like a baritone

Never take a shower
It's an awful pain
Singing in the shower
Is like singing in the rain.

Oh, there is dirt to be abolished
But do not forget one thing
While your body's washed and polished
Sing brother sing!

You can yodel opera
Even while you scrub
Everyone is happy
While singing in the tub.

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

A ring around the bathtub
Isn't so nice to see
But a ring around the bathtub
Is a rainbow to me

Reaching for a towel
Ready for a rub
Everyone is happy
While singing in the tub

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A thread about bathing [View all] trof May 2012 OP

Would it be "bathe" if it were pronounced dana_b May 2012 #1

Yeah, but evidently 'batheing' isn't a word? trof May 2012 #3

All I know bout bathing stories is OriginalGeek May 2012 #2

Worse? "Look, bubbles!" trof May 2012 #15

Can't think of pipi_k May 2012 #4

And what do people read in Reading? SwissTony May 2012 #10

Through, thorough, ought trof May 2012 #16

Everyone is happy singing in the Bathtub Brother Buzz May 2012 #5

And then there's 'Rubber Duckie' trof May 2012 #13

Depending on how far south you live... Major Nikon May 2012 #6

And that's legal in Arkansas. trof May 2012 #17

What is this "bathe" of which you speak? TrogL May 2012 #7

mike myers simon MiddleFingerMom May 2012 #8

Austrlian terms SwissTony May 2012 #9

I use the term suninvited May 2012 #11

My ex-girlfriend from Surrey used to call is a "swimming costume" geardaddy May 2012 #12

My bathtub collects dust ... jakeXT May 2012 #14

BRING BACK PUBLIC BATHS! trof May 2012 #18