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Marthe48

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9. A termite walks into a saloon

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 09:03 PM

Feb 2019

and says, 'Where's the bartender?'

It took me years to get this.

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Heard any good "walks into a bar" jokes lately? [View all] red dog 1 Feb 2019 OP

That's a variation of an old nocoincidences Feb 2019 #1

"Take my wife, please!" red dog 1 Feb 2019 #4

I always smile at the Trader Joe's energy bars.... LAS14 Feb 2019 #2

Three men walked into a bar GeoWilliam750 Feb 2019 #3

A Guy Walks Into A Bar.... global1 Feb 2019 #5

It should be called the STFU address. red dog 1 Feb 2019 #6

A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder, red dog 1 Feb 2019 #7

Horse walks into a bar COLGATE4 Feb 2019 #8

A termite walks into a saloon Marthe48 Feb 2019 #9

OK, I bite. Can you explain? nt LAS14 Feb 2019 #14

Which part of the bar is tender? nt hack89 Feb 2019 #15

Ooohhh!!! Thank you! nt LAS14 Feb 2019 #16

as I said, years! Marthe48 Feb 2019 #25

I told my pun-addicted hubby and he got it immediately... LAS14 Feb 2019 #28

Good sharp mind there Marthe48 Feb 2019 #31

Ow, my puncreas krispos42 Feb 2019 #59

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