Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 24 [View all]

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1) "Why don't you ever arrest some white drivers?" (answered)

2) "How would you like your eyes at the bottom of a martini glass, 'cause I can do it"

4) "Heck no, we won't go!" (answered)

5) "You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster...The chicken is going with the hen...So who is having sex with the rooster?" (answered)

6) "That's a mean little Mamma" (answered)

7) "No soup for you!" (answered)

8) "This isn't fun...Let's go chase the hare krishnas out of the airport again" (answered)

9) "Homey don't play that" (answered)

10) "OK, what's the difference between a Mexican and an octopus?"

11) "Those who want respect, give respect"

12) "Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty" (answered)

13) "Thank you, Mrs. Lupner" (answered)

14) "You're hung up on a clown from the '60s, man!" (answered)

15) "Hello, ball!" (answered)

16) "Nobody squeals like Ned Beatty!"

17) "One sure test of good oatmeal is that you can't fill your fountain pen with it"

18) "I'm like King Midas in reverse...Everything I touch turns to shit!"

19) "Just because you shot Jesse James doesn't make you Jesse James" (answered)

20) "As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty to inform you all that this planet both wipes and sucks, in that order"

21) "Who died and made you T-Bone Walker?"

22) "I don't mean to panic anyone, but the calamari has been infested with baby squid!"

23) "I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced"

24) "There's no denying it...I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me, and Mikey is their leader!"

25) "Uncle June, how was Boca?" (answered)

26) "Why don't you get a life, Rick?..Why don't you go to community college like Julian here?"

27) "Elvis is charging!!"

28) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

29) "We tried to poison you because you're an insane piece of filth and you deserve to die!"

30) "We should have stopped at Roy Rogers"

31) "Always net on the black, Jack"

32) "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME"

33) "He's a popcorn!" (extra credit for this one)

34) "Wakey, Wakey, Hands Off Snakey!" (answered)

35) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene"

36) "I'm gonna rip off your ears and shove them up your butt, just so you can hear me kickin' your ass!"




Unanswered TV show quotes from Part 23:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181177441