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153. Rattlesnake waitress

Wed Mar 20, 2019, 08:14 PM

Mar 2019

I’ve been working here for forty-four years. Ain’t nobody ever ordered nothing but a T-Bone steak and baked potato. Except one time, this asshole from New York ordered a trout, back in 1987. We ain’t got no goddamned trout. Hell or High Water

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