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56. George Lopez said he played golf with Trump, and Trump used two caddies.

Fri Aug 2, 2019, 01:04 PM

Aug 2019

One caddy he called "Rabbit". Rabbit would run up the course to "locate" Trump's ball before anyone else got there. According to Lopez, Rabbit was moving his boss's ball to more favorable positions.

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