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(33,519 posts) Sat Dec 7, 2019, 09:01 PM Dec 2019

Johnny Carson fans: Do you have a favorite "Carnac The Magnificent" joke? [View all]

(answer) "A triple and a double, catchers and fielders, and Dolly Parton"

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Johnny Carson fans: Do you have a favorite "Carnac The Magnificent" joke? [View all] red dog 1 Dec 2019 OP

Gladys Knight and the Pips. Sneederbunk Dec 2019 #1

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. benld74 Dec 2019 #2

OTB First Speaker Dec 2019 #3

Answer: Kumquat Sanity Claws Dec 2019 #4

Answer: Falling asleep next to a dead moose in a buzzard sanctuary Zambero Dec 2019 #5

On Golden Pond SalmonChantedEvening Dec 2019 #6

Here's one of my favorites customerserviceguy Dec 2019 #7

One of those that I remember was "May a diseased yak marry your sister!" MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #11

"May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #20

Dippity Do... nolabear Dec 2019 #8

Johnny holds up the envelope to his forehead and says: red dog 1 Dec 2019 #9

I loved that one Wolf Frankula Dec 2019 #15

SIS BOOM BAH Pendrench Dec 2019 #10

I remember watching that one MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #12

Gatorade! MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #13

Dope ring gratuitous Dec 2019 #14

Disjoint MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #16

(answer) "Ben Gay" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #17

(answer) "David Frost" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #18

(Holds up sealed envelope) "Rose Bowl" MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #19

(answer) "Old wives tale" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #21

Ed- "I hold in my hand the last envelope." Doc_Technical Dec 2019 #22

"May a diseased camel spit in your sister's eye." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #24

(Johnny holds envelope up to his head) "Follow the yellow brick road" MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #23

(answer) "Blazing Saddles" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #25

Hi diddle diddle. Chipper Chat Dec 2019 #26

The answer is: Yasser Arafat Miguelito Loveless Dec 2019 #27

(answer) "Deep Freeze" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #28

(answer) Peter Pan JesterCS Dec 2019 #29

(answer) Three Dog Night red dog 1 Dec 2019 #30

(answer) "Crabgrass" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #31

(answer) "Supervisor" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #32

Boooooo! Archae Dec 2019 #33

"Booooooo!"?? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #35

Johnny Carson did tell that Carnac joke red dog 1 Dec 2019 #36

That one, yes. Archae Dec 2019 #38

I don't remember him ever getting booed as Carnac red dog 1 Dec 2019 #39

He did at times... Archae Dec 2019 #40

(answer) "Black and white and 70 feet tall" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #34

Answer: "The girl with something extra." edbermac Dec 2019 #37

(holds sealed envelope up to his head) "Milk and honey" MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #41

(answer) Hypotenuse red dog 1 Jan 2020 #42

(answer) "Coincide" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #43

(answer) "Concave" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #44

(answer) "A trained monkey" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #45

(answer) "OH" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #46

(holds envelope to his forehead).."Dear John" MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #47

(answer) Mine Shaft red dog 1 Jan 2020 #48

(answer) "On top of Old Smokey" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #49

John Paul, Lifebouy, and Chuck Barris Auggie Jan 2020 #50

For those of you too young to know - Mme. Defarge Jan 2020 #51

(Holds envelope to his head).."Susan B. Anthony" MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #52

(answer) Donald J. Trump red dog 1 Jan 2020 #53

Whackadoo Whackadoo Whackadoo Boomerproud Jan 2020 #54

(answer) "Spam" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #55

(answer) Scooby Dooby Doo callous taoboy Jan 2020 #56

(answer) Chicken Teriyaki red dog 1 Jan 2020 #57

(answer) Gloria Steinem red dog 1 Jan 2020 #58

(answer) Denominator red dog 1 Jan 2020 #59

(answer) "You boil the hell out of it" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #60

(answer) "To be or not to be" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #61

(answer) "The Monitor and the Merrimack" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #62

(answer) Vladimir Putin red dog 1 Jan 2020 #63

(answer) Purdue red dog 1 Jan 2020 #64

(answer) "Unit" red dog 1 Feb 2020 #65

Diseased Yak ClaytonMCarlson Nov 2023 #66

Not Carnac, but... ClaytonMCarlson Nov 2023 #67

Thanks for that red dog 1 Nov 2023 #68