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In reply to the discussion: Johnny Carson fans: Do you have a favorite "Carnac The Magnificent" joke? [View all]nolabear
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Johnny Carson fans: Do you have a favorite "Carnac The Magnificent" joke? [View all]
red dog 1
Dec 2019
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One of those that I remember was "May a diseased yak marry your sister!"
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#11
(Johnny holds envelope up to his head) "Follow the yellow brick road"
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#23