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Showing Original Post only (View all)My garage door just emailed me [View all]
Ok, this is getting ridiculous and scary.
Im old. Ive used a hand cranked telephone, my first computer job involved punched cards, a relative used a Model T as their working vehicle and I saw Sputnik.
My parents had a double car garage with a big metal door that you had to put up and down by hand. If the balancing spring broke you were fucked until somebody came over to fix it. Years later we got a roll up door that worked a lot better. Then along came electric garage door openers. Then they worked with a remote.
Telephones progressed to rotary with relays then push button with tones. Then my workplace handed me a mobile phone the size and weight of a brick. Computers went from mechanical to tubes to transistors to ICs to this god forsaken monster Im holding right now.
It bemused me that I now use my telephone to open my garage door. Now its bitching it wants a new battery and knows what kind.
Are we far from Skynet?