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TrogL

(32,822 posts)
Tue Dec 24, 2019, 01:58 PM Dec 2019

My garage door just emailed me [View all]

Ok, this is getting ridiculous and scary.

I’m old. I’ve used a hand cranked telephone, my first computer job involved punched cards, a relative used a Model T as their working vehicle and I saw Sputnik.

My parents had a double car garage with a big metal door that you had to put up and down by hand. If the balancing spring broke you were fucked until somebody came over to fix it. Years later we got a roll up door that worked a lot better. Then along came electric garage door openers. Then they worked with a remote.

Telephones progressed to rotary with relays then push button with tones. Then my workplace handed me a mobile phone the size and weight of a brick. Computers went from mechanical to tubes to transistors to ICs to this god forsaken monster I’m holding right now.

It bemused me that I now use my “telephone” to open my garage door. Now it’s bitching it wants a new battery and knows what kind.

Are we far from Skynet?

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I remember most of those things, too. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #1
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL" DBoon Dec 2019 #2
Just remember to down load the mega pixels from the Skype interface using the cloud in real time Botany Dec 2019 #3
What is this hard drive you speak of... lapfog_1 Dec 2019 #4
It has to do with a mobile App Botany Dec 2019 #7
Those were the days! burrowowl Dec 2019 #15
I don't want an appliance Ohiogal Dec 2019 #5
Thanks for the memories...nt N_E_1 for Tennis Dec 2019 #6
I remember the first time True Blue American Dec 2019 #8
My Niece's Dishwasher Texted Her On Thanksgiving... JimGinPA Dec 2019 #9
Dear JimGinPA's niece TlalocW Dec 2019 #17
My car told me the battery in my starter fob needed replaced. Thomas Hurt Dec 2019 #10
My car told me the same thing a while back. PoindexterOglethorpe Dec 2019 #11
I see posts all the time on FB about "the good ole days" Ferrets are Cool Dec 2019 #12
technology advances aside Dukkha Dec 2019 #16
Ding, Ding, we have a winna!!! Ferrets are Cool Dec 2019 #24
Would you rather get home and discover "battery dead - garage door heavy"? nt JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2019 #13
My first "real" job was running an IBM 407, punch card tabulating machine. 3Hotdogs Dec 2019 #14
Skylab crashed to earth last century. nt Esra Star Dec 2019 #19
Then it the ghost of skylab I see every few weeks. --- does look a bit blurry. 3Hotdogs Dec 2019 #22
Probably the ISS. TrogL Dec 2019 #39
It is. And I have taken my grandkids to see it when it flies overhead. 3Hotdogs Dec 2019 #40
As long as there is an automatic manual override. eom LarryNM Dec 2019 #18
I recently had to get a new garage door opener ... aggiesal Dec 2019 #20
That's cool. nt Wawannabe Dec 2019 #30
My belly laugh for the day! Canoe52 Dec 2019 #21
Ask you lazy ass garage door... JohnnyRingo Dec 2019 #23
Can't turn in a favorite lamp without uttering 7 words lostnfound Dec 2019 #25
no, all hail our robotic overlords. Afromania Dec 2019 #26
My cat's litterpan can send me alerts janterry Dec 2019 #27
Someone totaled my car so MuseRider Dec 2019 #28
... Wawannabe Dec 2019 #29
Welcome to IOT (the internet of things). hay rick Dec 2019 #31
I saw Sputnik when I was 6. 3catwoman3 Dec 2019 #32
The Older We Get..... colsohlibgal Dec 2019 #33
I didn't buy the gas range that had WiFi central scrutinizer Dec 2019 #34
I think my new watch is fat shaming me... Thyla Dec 2019 #35
Is Your Phone or Watch Constantly Buzzing? It Could Be in Your Head. question everything Dec 2019 #36
If cities were built like computer programs... Ron Obvious Dec 2019 #37
I love my new WiFi garage door opener! Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2019 #38
The WiFi on my garage door stopped working a couple of years ago Major Nikon Dec 2019 #41
Ask Alexa CabalPowered Dec 2019 #42
No I refuse to let one in the house TrogL Dec 2019 #43
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