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DFW

(60,211 posts)
65. Tough decision
Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:53 PM
Mar 2020

MY first instinct is Thomas Jefferson, but I might get frustrated that the 21 days might go by too quickly.

Maybe Anna Chapman, that Russian spy that Joe Biden said it wasn't HIS idea to send home? I think 21 days might be just the right amount of time to learn a thing or two without it being so long that I would get a heart attack from the excess strain.

Samuel Clemens would be ideal as long as he doesn't get to bring his cigars.

With Jefferson or Mark Twain, at least I'd come back with more great quotes than I could ever memorize.
With Anna Chapman, I would (if the rumors were true) have enough information to write a best-selling supplement to the Kama Sutra and be set for life.

Decisions, decisions..........

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Sylvia Plath malchickiwick Mar 2020 #12
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Maryanne Guy Here, Too (eom) ProfessorGAC Mar 2020 #81
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Tough decision DFW Mar 2020 #65
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Through a few accidents of history DFW Mar 2020 #89
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Feel free! DFW Mar 2020 #91
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George Carlin Roland99 Mar 2020 #71
Alexander Stephens. Laelth Mar 2020 #72
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President Obama 3catwoman3 Mar 2020 #76
Pete Buttigieg! CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2020 #78
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OK, OK!! DFW Mar 2020 #95
I hear ya! CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2020 #96
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