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In reply to the discussion: You are quarantined for 21 days. Pick a person from today, or in the past in there with you. [View all]DFW
(60,211 posts)65. Tough decision
MY first instinct is Thomas Jefferson, but I might get frustrated that the 21 days might go by too quickly.
Maybe Anna Chapman, that Russian spy that Joe Biden said it wasn't HIS idea to send home? I think 21 days might be just the right amount of time to learn a thing or two without it being so long that I would get a heart attack from the excess strain.
Samuel Clemens would be ideal as long as he doesn't get to bring his cigars.
With Jefferson or Mark Twain, at least I'd come back with more great quotes than I could ever memorize.
With Anna Chapman, I would (if the rumors were true) have enough information to write a best-selling supplement to the Kama Sutra and be set for life.
Decisions, decisions..........
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You are quarantined for 21 days. Pick a person from today, or in the past in there with you. [View all]
kairos12
Mar 2020
OP
Quarantine me with Trump so I could kick his ass, spit in him, and laugh at hm for 21 days straight
captain queeg
Mar 2020
#28
I'll admit it. When I see some fella is quarantined in a luxury suite with Rita Wilson, I'm jealous.
Midnight Writer
Mar 2020
#39
I'd pick Barack Obama, but I wouldn't want to get him sick, so I'll pick a dead guy I actually met.
NNadir
Mar 2020
#66
I'm sure that all portrayals of real life people by Robin Williams was Robin Williams using a name.
NNadir
Mar 2020
#87
Jesus of Nazareth ... of course I realize there's about a 90% chance I'd be alone ...
mr_lebowski
Mar 2020
#109