I dig a post hole, plant the post, now there isn't enough dirt to pack the hole

[Midnight Writer]

8. I worked for a lady who told me an interesting story about the Moon and digging fence posts.

She told me her family was putting up a fence on their farm.

Their old neighbor told them to be careful not to set the posts when there is a Full Moon, or the Devil will pop those posts right out of the ground.

Well, of course, they went ahead and put the posts in during a Full Moon, fenced in half the pasture.

Woke up the next day, and every single post had come out of the ground and were laying in the pasture.

Swear to God.

She was quite sincere, said the family prayed for weeks for God to protect them from the Devil, who they had apparently insulted. They had a run of bad luck until the day her Grandmother died, and then the Devil went away.

Last time I saw this lady, she showed me a book about the Clinton Death List, and she was all wide eyed and excited about it.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is where today's Republicans come from.