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207. I had to sit through philosophy the next period.

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 12:34 PM

Jun 2012

One of my frat brothers announced it to the class. I just sat there sort of bloated. My Professor just slowly shook his head and laughed.

After class I went back to the frat house and as soon as I laid down on the couch the phone rang. It was my uncle passing through on his way to New Orleans to visit my mom and he wanted ti take me out for lunch. He took me to Primo's and bought me a hamburger - I took one small bite of my hamburger and couldn't even think of eating anything else. He just slowly shook his head and laughed.

By the next day I was ready to do it all over again.

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