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In reply to the discussion: Dumbest ways you've injured yourself. [View all]turtlerescue1
(1,013 posts)There's a reason I wasn't named Grace!
One of my favorites was smoking out in the Sierras once, and going on a hike in spring before the leaves came, hit a muddy patch and was headed down quite an embankment, grabbed the nearest bush to stop the fall. Poison Oak. Doc said because it had no foilage on it yet is why it was so severe.
Once more wandering along a creek with a very steep rocky embankment, slipped and landed on a ledge, where it took friends an hour to get to, was dazed and disoriented, THEN absolutely embarassed.
My all time favorite was the icy walk way to my vehicle. THANK every good thing NO ONE saw me, pretty much fly a-- over tincup and land like a ragdoll. Ever try to use crutches in ice or snow?
Always KNEW I should've been taking ballet instead of tap~