Dumbest ways you've injured yourself.

[Broken_Hero]

19. When I was

HS age, I was doing some laundry, folding clothes to be exact. I had a sock that was all bunched up, and my routine was to grab the end of the sock and pop it out in a quick motion to get the sock to extend out. One day I came across a bunched up sock, and I did my usual routine and ended up popping myself in the groin.


Another time, in a galaxy not too far in the past...I was sitting in a car after watching a movie, and a fly was flying around my face irritating the crap out of me. I tried killing it, but the pesky thing was to fast....I kept my eyes on it, and followed its decent to my groin area, and without thinking I lashed out hoping to kill the fly, but ended up punching myself in the groin with at least 5% power, and 100% speed...I did get the fly though.