Dumbest ways you've injured yourself.

[panader0]

135. I have hurt myself many different ways

but the dumbest was punching the wall in anger many years ago. I broke bones in my hand and was out of work for two weeks.
I never did it again. I once got my arm caught in a large mortar mixer. I put a bag of mortar into the mixer, but part of the bag went in too. I took the mixer out of gear and reached in to retrieve the paper. My knee accidentally hit the gear lever and my arm was caught. The mixer blades took meat off my left arm. When I got to the hospital, the lady at the desk asked me to fill out some forms. I showed her the blood trail through the room and she nearly fainted. 35 stitches, and pain, but thank god the paddles missed the elbow bone. After a month all was good except for permanent numbness in one area below the elbow.