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jmowreader

(52,879 posts)
81. You'll love this
Thu Dec 24, 2020, 11:33 AM
Dec 2020

I used to date a woman who sent her kids to the local charter school. The school requires you take Latin. They show the kids The Life of Brian in class because of the “Romans Go Home” scene.

“Now write it out a hundred times. If it’s not done by sunrise I’ll cut your balls off.”

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Couple guesses... Moostache Nov 2020 #1
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Ding! red dog 1 Nov 2020 #9
I concur with the earlier post on #1. mahatmakanejeeves Nov 2020 #3
Why not answer # 39? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #10
I don't want to spoil it. It's a good movie, by the way. NT mahatmakanejeeves Nov 2020 #15
Three Bradshaw3 Nov 2020 #4
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"I couldn't eat another thing, Mendocino Nov 2020 #17
"There's nothing wrong with Mendocino Nov 2020 #18
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Lethal Weapon jmowreader Dec 2020 #71
That's it! red dog 1 Dec 2020 #86
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" I should have read my horoscope this morning." Niagara Nov 2020 #24
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Meet the Parents red dog 1 Nov 2020 #26
Ding! Niagara Nov 2020 #27
Yeah, I love Meet the Fockers too. red dog 1 Nov 2020 #28
"Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you" red dog 1 Nov 2020 #29
Apollo 13 Mendocino Dec 2020 #32
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Hunt for Red October Angleae Dec 2020 #31
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The Big Lebowski jmowreader Dec 2020 #69
"Am I dead? I must be dead because no one's talking to me!" red dog 1 Dec 2020 #36
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The Big Lebowski Angleae Dec 2020 #41
Of course! red dog 1 Dec 2020 #42
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American Graffiti Niagara Dec 2020 #44
Correctamundo! red dog 1 Dec 2020 #45
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Another Windtalkers quote jmowreader Dec 2020 #74
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#22 - Neighbors? kerouac2 Dec 2020 #53
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40) "I hear you got a whore in there!" kerouac2 Dec 2020 #54
Ding! red dog 1 Dec 2020 #57
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Home Alone Angleae Dec 2020 #58
Something about a guy named "Snakes" red dog 1 Dec 2020 #59
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Back to the Future. Niagara Dec 2020 #63
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Oh piss off. We're the People's Front of Judea! jmowreader Dec 2020 #73
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He means any manufacturer of processed dairy products jmowreader Dec 2020 #80
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You'll love this jmowreader Dec 2020 #81
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"When we rotate back to the world we're gonna miss not havin' anybody who's worth shootin'." jmowreader Dec 2020 #75
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6) "More tea, anyone?" discntnt_irny_srcsm Dec 2020 #79
Ding! red dog 1 Dec 2020 #83
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