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JustABozoOnThisBus

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2. "I'm sick", "the dog ate my security badge", "flat tire", "father's funeral...yes, again", ...

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 23, 2021, 02:53 PM

Feb 2021

I'm guessing this guy has burned through all the usual excuses and is moving on to the truly creative.

If I were kidnapping someone, the first thing I would think of is to buy a banana, to shut the victim up.

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Man found bound with belt faked his own kidnapping to get out of work [View all] edbermac Feb 2021 OP

Wouldn't it have been a lot easier just to call in sick? Ocelot II Feb 2021 #1

"I'm sick", "the dog ate my security badge", "flat tire", "father's funeral...yes, again", ... JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2021 #2

Used to know a guy who said his initial reaction was joy when he thought he had cancer; no work! Shrike47 Feb 2021 #3

This could be his sister Submariner Feb 2021 #4