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22. Oh God, that movie created a new Baltimore-sized city in Pennsylvania

Fri Jul 6, 2012, 10:11 AM

Jul 2012

The whole climax of the movie revolves around the train stoming towards a fictional town in Central PA. Fine, it was an entertaining enough movie. I'm not a locomotive engineer and I figured most, if not all, of the train action was bullshit. But it was a fun movie nonetheless. Then, as the train was getting ever closer to the town, they showed a news report which put the town's population at OVER 600,000!!!!

BULL-FUCKING SHIT!

Now I've spent most of my life in Pennsylvania and I haven't the foggiest clue where this Baltimore-sized city has been all my life. It's not like they just renamed Pittsburgh, since Pittsburgh is specifically mentioned and shown. Adding another Baltimore to PA would be awesome! It would give the state another 3 electoral votes and place Pennsylvania firmly in the Democratic camp.

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