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(11,343 posts) Fri Jul 6, 2012, 04:36 PM Jul 2012

Favorite Movie Lines [View all]

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	"You can't handle the truth!"
	0 (0%)
	"There's no crying in baseball!"
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	"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
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	"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
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	"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"
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	“I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.”
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	You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile.
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	The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.
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	Other
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Favorite Movie Lines [View all] backtoblue Jul 2012 OP

"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!" Rambis Jul 2012 #1

You call that a knife? This is a knife! ohiosmith Jul 2012 #2

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." cyberswede Jul 2012 #3

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Shrek Jul 2012 #4

"Take it easy - I'm in pre law." Initech Jul 2012 #121

"Seven years of college down the drain!" KamaAina Jul 2012 #123

"THEY TOOK THE BAR! THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!!!" Initech Jul 2012 #125

Zero.zero. RiffRandell Jul 2012 #151

"And most recently at a Roman toga party where we received over two dozen reports... Initech Jul 2012 #152

I love the smell of napalm in the morning HarveyDarkey Jul 2012 #5

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"?... bluesbassman Jul 2012 #6

One of my top lines. GoneOffShore Jul 2012 #11

Ok, ok, love the "You know...morons". a kennedy Jul 2012 #48

What movie were these lines from? (nt) TuxedoKat Jul 2012 #160

Blazing Saddles. Here's the clip... bluesbassman Jul 2012 #161

Haha! Thanks! TuxedoKat Jul 2012 #167

Transformers The Movie (1986) had some GREAT lines. Quite underrated movie IMHO Proud Liberal Dem Jul 2012 #7

Still remember seeing it in the theater... RedSpartan Jul 2012 #141

I saw it in theaters too (when I was 10) Proud Liberal Dem Jul 2012 #154

My main workout music is RedSpartan Jul 2012 #156

He's a great composer I agree Proud Liberal Dem Jul 2012 #158

"I advise you to start drinking heavily." hifiguy Jul 2012 #8

"sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" NightWatcher Jul 2012 #9

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake." Initech Jul 2012 #120

I couldn't choose just one so.... pipi_k Jul 2012 #10

I have the same problem OmahaBlueDog Jul 2012 #145

“A boy's best friend is his mother.” Tom Ripley Jul 2012 #12

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!" closeupready Jul 2012 #13

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" Angleae Jul 2012 #14

"Gump, you're a Goddamn genius!" LNM Jul 2012 #15

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." trof Jul 2012 #16

Yeah... no matter whether you like GWTW or not, that one is a true classic. hlthe2b Jul 2012 #26

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again". Denninmi Jul 2012 #17

"You don't know what pain is!" derby378 Jul 2012 #84

"When you're slapped you'll take it and like it." Auggie Jul 2012 #18

"Mongo only pawn in game of life." lastlib Jul 2012 #19

Well, I really think of you all as my girls, and Bertha Venation Jul 2012 #20

"Could be worse" "How?" "Could be raining." csziggy Jul 2012 #21

LOL! I just watched that last night! Behind the Aegis Jul 2012 #50

One of the all-time great movie moments! (n/t) klook Jul 2012 #76

"Getting it off here Boss". turtlerescue1 Jul 2012 #22

"dance with me, you little toad!" Myrina Jul 2012 #23

You know, I liked that movie. That is a line I remember well from it, too. nt Honeycombe8 Jul 2012 #69

I liked it too Myrina Jul 2012 #75

Oh, yeah. I imagine so. Honeycombe8 Jul 2012 #77

You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and annabanana Jul 2012 #24

Bogart and Bacall. trof Jul 2012 #74

"We thought about it for a long time, 'Endeavor to persevere.' bluedigger Jul 2012 #25

One of our favorite movies.....just because of him. a kennedy Jul 2012 #49

"Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night." Graybeard Jul 2012 #27

"You're not very smart, are you? I like that in a man." Paladin Jul 2012 #28

Great line. Great movie. nt Honeycombe8 Jul 2012 #68

+a brazillion undeterred Jul 2012 #127

F**k him! He's trash. mykpart Jul 2012 #29

"What is this, a school for ANTS?" PassingFair Jul 2012 #30

My favorite from that movie: "Water. It is the essence of wetness..." GoCubsGo Jul 2012 #34

Orange Mocha Frappuccino! PassingFair Jul 2012 #37

"I make this look good." Ptah Jul 2012 #31

"You can't fight in here! This is the War Room." GoCubsGo Jul 2012 #32

"Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement." grntuscarora Jul 2012 #33

"The path of the righteous man" Aerows Jul 2012 #35

You don't get it, do you? bluedigger Jul 2012 #36

"Well Nobody's Perfect" from "Some Like It Hot" mucifer Jul 2012 #38

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Ron Obvious Jul 2012 #39

The best part of that speech is ... harmonicon Jul 2012 #105

Roy's Soliloquy Ron Obvious Jul 2012 #115

"You despise me, don't you?" "If I gave you any thought I probably would." baldguy Jul 2012 #40

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die". Aristus Jul 2012 #41

I'm your huckleberry... DearHeart Jul 2012 #42

A lot come to mind.... Broken_Hero Jul 2012 #43

"Because life... is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love... does not conquer all." Kennah Jul 2012 #44

This message was self-deleted by its author Kennah Jul 2012 #44

Those aren't pillows! bluedigger Jul 2012 #46

This one is easy for me. EastTennesseeDem Jul 2012 #47

"Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her!" Behind the Aegis Jul 2012 #51

"Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man." n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2012 #52

"So you're saying there's a chance?" aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2012 #53

"Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." cyberswede Jul 2012 #54

Can't swim? Hell, the fall will probably kill you. Scuba Jul 2012 #55

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" Gidney N Cloyd Jul 2012 #56

Rules?! In a knife fight?! RedSpartan Jul 2012 #142

You just keep thinking, Butch. That's what you're best at. Scuba Jul 2012 #147

"Look. I have one job on this lousy ship. It's STUPID, but I'm going to do it." Gidney N Cloyd Jul 2012 #57

Galaxy Quest has a bunch of good ones. JoePhilly Jul 2012 #73

HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know! Liberal Veteran Jul 2012 #100

This post is useless without a picture csziggy Jul 2012 #82

... Gidney N Cloyd Jul 2012 #97

"*Sigh. He's so romantic." sarge43 Jul 2012 #58

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine" Smickey Jul 2012 #59

Hi, Smickey! Gidney N Cloyd Jul 2012 #62

Hi back and thanks for the welcome Gidney Smickey Jul 2012 #87

'there's no crying in baseball' is one we use a lot fizzgig Jul 2012 #60

"Come with me, if you want to live" riderinthestorm Jul 2012 #61

"Human nature, Mr. Alnutt, is what we were put here to rise above". redwitch Jul 2012 #63

From 'Clerks' Populist_Prole Jul 2012 #64

"You'll shoot your eye out!" nt MADem Jul 2012 #65

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Paulie Jul 2012 #66

Round up the usual suspects! kwassa Jul 2012 #67

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids. Honeycombe8 Jul 2012 #70

"Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Honeycombe8 Jul 2012 #72

GO AHEAD... MAKE MY DAY! AsahinaKimi Jul 2012 #128

He does that sort of thing better than anybody. nt Honeycombe8 Jul 2012 #130

"I'll think about that tomorrow." Honeycombe8 Jul 2012 #71

"After all, tomorrow is another day." Manifestor_of_Light Jul 2012 #162

Yeah....I say that a lot. That, and "go to the light" from Poltergeist. Honeycombe8 Jul 2012 #165

"Can you make a torpedo, Mr. Alnutt?" riverwalker Jul 2012 #78

"Is there anyone rrneck Jul 2012 #79

"I don't want no Commies in my car! No Christians either!" Skittles Jul 2012 #80

"Feelin' 7-Up, I'm feelin' 7-Up..." derby378 Jul 2012 #83

LOL Skittles Jul 2012 #85

"Ordinary people....I hate 'em" Populist_Prole Jul 2012 #92

Harry Dean Stanton is forever awesome Skittles Jul 2012 #93

The ones I like the best are... harmonicon Jul 2012 #106

"They call me MISTER Tibbs" BrendaBrick Jul 2012 #81

I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! valerief Jul 2012 #86

"Your winnings, sir." sakabatou Jul 2012 #149

"Over?!? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?!?" lastlib Jul 2012 #88

"God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore." Major Nikon Jul 2012 #89

A few... geardaddy Jul 2012 #90

"I got peanut butter pussy... OriginalGeek Jul 2012 #91

"That's - too - fuckin' - high!" kentauros Jul 2012 #94

"You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" n/t eridani Jul 2012 #95

"Open this goddamn door before I kick your rotten heads in!" 6000eliot Jul 2012 #96

"I'll have what she's having." Graybeard Jul 2012 #98

+1 TBF Jul 2012 #108

"So is this, mum. But every now and then I have to run a little water through it." kentauros Jul 2012 #99

I just heard the perfect line! mykpart Jul 2012 #101

Bunch of savages in this town. aikoaiko Jul 2012 #102

White Hunter, Black Heart. Clint Eastwood Arctic Dave Jul 2012 #103

You're killing me, Smalls Kennah Jul 2012 #104

Some Days, You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb CBGLuthier Jul 2012 #107

Tommy Lee Jones JonLP24 Jul 2012 #109

Men In Black: Initech Jul 2012 #122

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." TuxedoKat Jul 2012 #166

Sorry, posted this in the wrong place. TuxedoKat Jul 2012 #168

"I envy us." bif Jul 2012 #110

"Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest" backtoblue Jul 2012 #111

"Wow, man. The floors are so clean!" HopeHoops Jul 2012 #112

Define "interesting" FloridaJudy Jul 2012 #113

Nipples as hard as little rocks geardaddy Jul 2012 #114

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Odin2005 Jul 2012 #116

Come with me, or I'll shoot your testicles off and stuff 'em and mount 'em on my mantlepiece. backtoblue Jul 2012 #117

"Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue." av8rdave Jul 2012 #118

"And.......... why so serious?" Initech Jul 2012 #119

"I'll have what she's having." KamaAina Jul 2012 #124

"He's already pulled over! He can't pull over any farther!!!" Initech Jul 2012 #126

that was a funny ass movie! backtoblue Jul 2012 #133

25 great indiana jones quotes AsahinaKimi Jul 2012 #129

"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage." is an all-time classic. RedSpartan Jul 2012 #143

"You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!" Shrek Jul 2012 #131

Stand up Mendocino Jul 2012 #132

"Can I borrow your towel for a sec my car just hit a water buffalo" Rambis Jul 2012 #134

Daddy would've gotten us Uzis. Iggo Jul 2012 #135

"Maybe the cares of two people don't amount to a hill of beans.... lastlib Jul 2012 #136

Yeah, well, sewer rat might taste like punkin pie, but I'll never know, Pat Riot Jul 2012 #137

"He won't be sixteen." Doc_Technical Jul 2012 #138

Robert Mitchum in the Cape Fear remake... Amerigo Vespucci Jul 2012 #139

HAL: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? hauweg Jul 2012 #140

Every line from "The Sting." RedSpartan Jul 2012 #144

From Kasdan's "Grand Canyon" ancianita Jul 2012 #146

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause." sakabatou Jul 2012 #148

I've got a bad feeling about this NewJeffCT Jul 2012 #150

and (almost) every episode of The Clone Wars too! Proud Liberal Dem Jul 2012 #153

Nixon: We are gonna make those MOTHER FUCKERS choke! charlie and algernon Jul 2012 #155

"He should have armed himself." El Supremo Jul 2012 #157

Nice beaver! El Supremo Jul 2012 #159

"If any of you sons of bitches calls me grandpa, I'll kill you." Kennah Jul 2012 #163

"Excuse me while I whip this out." Kennah Jul 2012 #164