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1. In Nashville

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 05:02 PM

Jul 2012

how do you get a musician off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Sorry, it just came to mind.

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If a giant termite came to your door with a pizza what would you do. [View all] texanwitch Jul 2012 OP

In Nashville rrneck Jul 2012 #1

So, if a giant termite delivers your pizza? Denninmi Jul 2012 #2

This termite looks pretty shifty. texanwitch Jul 2012 #3

i would kick the TERMITE right in his "potty place" and slam the door!!! trueblue2007 Jul 2012 #4

Need to find that commerical. texanwitch Jul 2012 #6

That blue pill was a major trip. texanwitch Jul 2012 #13

Had kind of the same pipi_k Jul 2012 #15

Found it. texanwitch Jul 2012 #8

"Land shark" HopeHoops Jul 2012 #12

That was funny. texanwitch Jul 2012 #14

A yes - "buzzing off". HopeHoops Jul 2012 #19

It sounds like Dick Cheney. graywarrior Jul 2012 #16

Scream real loud and slam the door, probably. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2012 #17

That's exactly how I think! Yikes! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2012 #18