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12. I used to read those "psychic predictions" in supermarket tabloids...

My former neighbor would buy them, and then store them for a year.

We'd go through the "predictions," and after the really vague ones or the obvious ones were taken out, you know how many of those predictions came true?

None.

Every year, not a single "prediction."

Nowadays though this TV preacher (or internet preacher, whatever,) named Greg Locke keeps making "predictions, based on the Bible."

And he's always dead wrong too.