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niyad

(132,574 posts) Mon Sep 6, 2021, 11:34 PM Sep 2021

"You have just insulted a woman. This card is chemically treated. In three days your [View all]

penis will fall off."

I used to have these cards, which I kept in a card case filled with dusting powder. Oh, the looks of horror!

Does anybody know who might still sell them, or should I just try to find someone it business card software?

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"You have just insulted a woman. This card is chemically treated. In three days your [View all] niyad Sep 2021 OP

LOL I love it! silverweb Sep 2021 #1

I would if I had a decent computer, and a printer. Will have to see who that I know does. niyad Sep 2021 #4

i do. mopinko Sep 2021 #26

Avery had DesignPro software for download, but they killed it to make money... TreasonousBastard Sep 2021 #11

They have templates on their website. silverweb Sep 2021 #25

Yes, but I prefer not to put my designs on their site. Not that... TreasonousBastard Sep 2021 #36

Understood. silverweb Sep 2021 #37

Most word processors have business card templates, so you can make your own... TreasonousBastard Sep 2021 #2

As I said, need a decent computer and printer. And I loathe the colour pink except niyad Sep 2021 #7

I found... littlemissmartypants Sep 2021 #3

This is the first time I have seen the first half of that card. The ones that I had niyad Sep 2021 #10

You're welcome, niyad. You know you're a role model for me so I'm happy to help. ❤ littlemissmartypants Sep 2021 #13

I am honored that I can be of service. niyad Sep 2021 #18

This is the card I remember. 3catwoman3 Sep 2021 #27

I have thought of it occasionally but now the need seems urgent! niyad Sep 2021 #31

Looks like Office Max or a generic office print shop littlemissmartypants Sep 2021 #5

'Insulting-Man' Hunting wyn borkins Sep 2021 #6

Thank you, I will have to find a powder like the one I had back in the old days. For niyad Sep 2021 #8

Sticky Embossing Powder wyn borkins Sep 2021 #16

You just gave me an idea. Halloween is coming, lots of interesting items. niyad Sep 2021 #19

Corn starch from your kitchen or corn starch baby powder would no doubt do well Hekate Sep 2021 #33

Try cornstarch jmowreader Oct 2021 #38

Off topic but this looks like a cool place. littlemissmartypants Sep 2021 #9

Thank you for this very interesting find. Will definitely check it out. niyad Sep 2021 #14

❤ nt littlemissmartypants Sep 2021 #15

Anything for woman insulting man? Sneederbunk Sep 2021 #12

Whatever you can come up with, I guess. niyad Sep 2021 #21

there's always 1. mopinko Sep 2021 #28

I like that! niyad Sep 2021 #29

By the way, the powder is a nice touch since it would cause one to wonder. littlemissmartypants Sep 2021 #17

Ohhhhh, I do like the way you think. (Evil grin!) niyad Sep 2021 #20

'Improved' Evil Grin wyn borkins Sep 2021 #23

Hmm, that sounds very good indeed. niyad Sep 2021 #24

Have them printed iemanja Sep 2021 #22

This message was self-deleted by its author dharma boots Sep 2021 #30

There is always a bright spot! niyad Sep 2021 #32

IDK, but I can recall making pastel "comfort powder" Backseat Driver Sep 2021 #34

These days the use of powder etc would get a hazmat team called out. FreepFryer Sep 2021 #35